Today, the Supreme Court upheld Obamacare, our drug was approved by the FDA, Chicago reached 100 degrees F, and I made friends with the laundry lady.

It's the first day of summer and I have a new pommade. Smells like Bali.

Do not give me attitude when I'm trying to help you; it will be the last time.

Allan: Where do you live?

Jason: South Loop.

Allan: There's a lot of buildings there.

This is why I don't make friends.

My dad asked me to plant a tomato today. He still believes that I have a green thumb.

Looking at houses and condos.

I'm addicted to OP.

There's hardly enough time.

It's finally happened; I am no longer the cutest guy in the office.

We need to talk about Allan.