MAKE THE STUPID STOP!

[angelout2killme]

Here's the e-mail I received this morning. It comes as part of a long string of e-mails. Let me start with the first one

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[guinan]

There is no way to be diplomatic while calling someone a stupid cow, even at this level of stupid.

Besides, after reading the above, I think that would be an insult to stupid cows everywhere.

I'd buy you a beer, but I'm not sure there is enough alcohol on the planet to deal with this.

[angelout2killme]

Nope, I think it's just time to die. It's the only way the hurting will stop.

[pmoodie]

You don't expect these people to actually read the emails, do you? Oh, silly, silly Mary!

Here! Have a double Laphroaig, straight up, no ice. *glug glug glug*

:)

[angelout2killme]

Nope, I'm afraid it's time to die. It's the only way the pain will stop.

[oncebittenspike]

*Passes you a whole bottle*

Minus a shot. I needed that after reading your
post.... :P

[angelout2killme]

And this happens on a daily basis, more than once.

Is there any wonder why I have such problems?