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Here's the e-mail I received this morning. It comes as part of a long string of e-mails. Let me start with the first one.

From: DS
Sent: Monday, May 18, 2009 2:13 PM
Subject: Fax Machine

Mary - is it possible to forward a fax phone line from the Merritt Island office to one in the Viera Clerk’s Office?
Bxxxxx - if so, what number would we forward this to?

Next message:

From: Bxxxxx
Sent: Monday, May 18, 2009 2:26 PM
Subject: RE: Fax Machine

We can have those documents faxed to our file room. Mxxxxxx what is that fax number?
Bxxxxx

From: Mxxxxxx
Sent: Monday, May 18, 2009 2:28 PM
Subject: RE: Fax Machine

The fax # is: 321-6X7-XXXX

From: Me
Sent: Tuesday, May 19, 2009 10:52 AM

Good morning:

Do we know the County extension number for that fax machine? I do not believe I will be able to forward internal phone lines (the Merritt Island Fax machine) to a dial-in direct external number.

Thanks!

From: Mxxxxxx
Sent: Tuesday, May 19, 2009 10:53 AM
Subject: RE: Fax Machine

There is no extension, just a direct line.

From: Me
Sent: Tuesday, May 19, 2009 11:07 AM
Subject: RE: Fax Machine

Good Afternoon,

Actually, the extension for that line is 57311. I will be able to forward the fax machine on to the file room in Viera. Shall I do this on the 22nd or the 26th?

Thanks!

From: DS
Sent: Thursday, June 18, 2009 7:27 AM
Subject: FW: Fax Machine

I was never provided the actual number the MI fax machine was forwarded to.

Mary - can you help Carole and advise to which number the MI fax machine was forwarded to in Viera.

ALL OF THIS was in the e-mail. Someone explain to me how I diplomatically say, "The phone numbers are in the e-mails, you stupid cow."

I need a drink. It's only 8:14 am.