So, it’s been a while since I’ve done a proper update. I keep thinking of things to post to here, but I’m usually away from the computer at the time. When I’m at the computer, I’m working on something or other, so I never get around to updating ( Read more... )

Dear Hippies ( Read more... )

Dear Old Man @ Wal-Mart

Dude. If I can see your butt crack, I know you can feel it. Please pull up your goddamn pants.

Thank you.
Me

• I watched Hung on HBO last Sunday. First off, love Thomas Jayne; he's a comic geek and an excellent actor. Bonus for me to find out that the series is set in Detroit! OH! It was so good to see my old stomping grounds. So much has changed with the casinos (I left before they came into the downtown), but Harpo's looked good.
• T-minus twenty-four ( Read more... )

If you can type the questions online, then why don't you type your question into Google? And if you can't find the answer because you've looked, please state that you have tried searching for an answer.

let me Google that for you

Here's the e-mail I received this morning. It comes as part of a long string of e-mails. Let me start with the first one ( Read more... )

...I thought we could all use a laugh. I thought this was very funny and an excellent way to start off a run on The Tonight Show.

Just when you thought people couldn’t get any more clueless about copyright law…from Peter David

Why can't fans be happy to write the fiction and share it? Why do they have to screw shit up by trying to make money off someone else's idea without permission? Where do they get the idea that it's okay?

Or as Mr. Gaiman likes to say, closing some tabs.

It's good to have a plan of action after you view a movie, espeically in costume.

This gentleman held a woman hostage for ten hours. His weapon? A Sega light gun.

'Vampire' discovered in mass grave

What would a real life Barbie look like?

Peter Tork, a former member of the 1960s pop group the ( Read more... )

OMG. It's a free book. It's a free fucking book you receive through PBS. Yes, I wrote in it. Yes, it was late, but it's still a FREE BOOK! Stop hounding me with personal messages about how the book didn't meet PBS guidelines.

You know, I am so sick and tired of the people of this time whining and complaining about life. Blame Louis C.K., but ( Read more... )