AND THE MIRRORS IN MY CEREAL BOWL?!?!
Your home is a Magic Manor
Your kitchen is manned by a team of Keebler Drow Elves. There's a pantry loaded with enough alcohol to survive another Prohibition -- which you do tend to worry about. Get help, man. Your master bedroom is decorated to look like the treetop village of the Galadhrim. Your study
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