Our story begins peacefully enough. Reno, Ophelia, Ein, and Tariq have ventured to the park for a day of sun and relaxation. :)
Reno: "Ophelia, meet my friend, Tariq."
Tariq: "'Sup."
Ophelia: ....*peer* *blink*
Ophelia: "You had a sandwich for lunch. Corned beef. With salt and vinegar chips. You washed your hands with an antibacterial hand santizer that doesn't do anything but smell, and you scratched your head."
Tariq: "Um... yeah... I... I did... actually." o_o
Reno: "Sorry, man. She does that. That sounds great, Ophelia. Let's go out for sandwiches after this."
Ophelia: "Okay!" :D
Rikku: "Baaaaaaaaa-dum!"
Ein: "....?"
Riku: "Baaaaaaaaa-dum!"
Rikku: "Ba-dum ba-dum ba-dum ba-dum..."
Ein: "Oh, shit."
Rikku: "BADUMBADUMBADUMBADUMBA--"
Rikku: "-DUM!!!" *pounce!*
Ein: *sprint!*
Rikku: "Aww, Einy, how'd you know I was coming! EINY, LOOK OUT!" :o
Ein: "LEAVE ME ALONE."
Rikku: "Ein, REALLY! LOOK OUT!"
Ein: "I'm not falling for something that stupid!!"
Whoooooooooo
oooooooooooooooooooooooo
oooooooooooooooooooooooosh!
*BIFF!!!!*
Rikku: "Toldja." :\
Ragnarok: ".....Geh..... ugh. Ow. I mean.. HEH, HEH, HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!"
Rags: *claws SHNK!*
Rags: "AHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!"
Ein: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA GET IT OFF!!!" D:
Rikku: "Ohhh, poor Einy. Rags, be nice, I like him better whole!!"
Rags: "MYEEEAH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA >D FEEL MY WRATH!!!"
Reno: "Sheesh... fine. Me to the rescue again."
Reno: "Okay, kitty, get on now."
Reno: "Go on, off with you! Shoo!"
Reno: *waves hands* "Get off him. Bad kitty! Bad!"
Rikku: "Bad Rags, bad!"
*HISSSSSSSSS!*
Rikku: "EEE!"
Reno: "Yikes-! Or.... we could just... stand and hang out a little while longer, watch you tear up my best friend. That sound like a plan, kittykitty?"
Ophelia: "Awww, it's a kitty." :3
Ophelia: "Hello, kitty-kitty~!"
Ophelia: *scritch scritch*
Ragnarok: "NO, NO! NOT THAT! NOT-- THAA---"
Ragnarok: *fwump* *Purrrpurrrrpurrrr*
Reno: "Hah. Well, I'll be damned."
Ophelia: "There there, kitty-kitty~!" :3
Ragnarok: "....Damn... you...!!"
Ein: "..........enh.. guh..... erg...."
Reno: "You okay, dude?"
Ein: "Ow... wah. Is it over?"
Reno: "Yea. My girlfriend saved your ass, dude."
Ein: "Sure she did. She probably sent it to kill me in the first place."
Reno: o\/o "Ein..."
Ein: *sigh* "Thanks, Ophelia."
Ophelia: ...*blush* "It's okay, Ein. It was just a kitty-kitty. Meow!"
Rikku: "Oh, EINEY!"
Ein: "Fuck."
*BIFF!!!*
Rikku: "Oh, Einy-whiney-pants, I was SO WORRIED ABOUT YOU! I told you not to run out there where Rags was gonna get you but you just had to, and then he got you! It was like a ninja movie it was like RUN and WHOOOSH and SPLAT!!!"
Ein: "Mmmmmmmmph...."
Rikku: "But now you're all safe and sound and okay, and I think we should go hang out at home because I have some really nifty things to show you that Tristan showed me, he always has lots of fun stuff like sometimes we play solitaire, or I guess he does by himself while we're bouncing but I still watch and tell him all the answers so he wins every time!"
Ein: "Wuuuummmmmmph...." ;_;
****FIN****
A quick group shot:
And the gang getting Avada Kedavra-ed, thanks to
hawkey96's pre-flash light thing on her camera. XD
Rikku, Tariq, and Rags all belong to
hawkey96 :)