Comments | angelgazing: let's be honest, I've never met a cliche I didn't like

angelgazing

let's be honest, I've never met a cliche I didn't like

Feb 16, 2011 23:26

Because there is no such thing as too much of a good thing, especially if you live in paradise:

The Hawaii Five-0 Cliche Meme

Fake boyfriends, accidental marriages, and amnesia, OH MY!

Whatever your poison, whatever you favorite cliche, it's open and allowed here. Want to see Steve and Danny make out for cover and discover their ~true feelings? ( Read more... )

hawaii five-oh no!, cliches are cliche for a reason, memes

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Re: In which Danny and Steve share a bed because it's essential to the motherfucking plot angelgazing February 17 2011, 16:47:10 UTC

Oh my goddd more more more please. Pretty please? CONSIDER THIS ME SHAMING YOU, OKAY?

Re: In which Danny and Steve share a bed because it's essential to the motherfucking plot thegrrrl2002 February 17 2011, 18:16:33 UTC

"Fine," Steve says as he straightens up, clothing in hand. "Have it your way. Lie there and wallow in your filth, okay, Danny? I'd like that. Should make for a pleasant night's sleep ( ... )

Re: In which Danny and Steve share a bed because it's essential to the motherfucking plot supergreak February 17 2011, 21:41:50 UTC

Yes, there must be MOAR. Because this is kick awesome.

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aredblush February 17 2011, 17:34:06 UTC

A-hem... Our lovely host assures me that hammock-sharing is a cliche. If you disagree... where are your manners? Never disagree with the host!

( ... )

ilovetakahana February 17 2011, 17:49:03 UTC

"Danno don't surf, but what about hammocks?"

"If you ever let me up I swear you're going to have to start running, McGarrett, because I am going to take this out of your hide WITH INTEREST."

"Promise?"

"Oh shit."

aredblush February 17 2011, 18:58:07 UTC

:DDD yes yes yes!

saba1789 February 17 2011, 18:08:53 UTC

!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SO MUCH LOVE! :D

I suck at captioning things but whatever! :DDD

"Is that your gun or are you just happy to see me, Danno."

"The only happiness I'm feeling right now is from imagining using my gun on you as soon as we get out of here."

"Kinky, Danno."

"No, seriously. I will kill you so much."

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ciaimpala February 17 2011, 23:16:43 UTC

I LOVE THIS!

-Steve thinks Danny is dead, but he isn't. Danny thinks Steve is dead, but he isn't. Angst than happy reunions ensue (seriously, my favorite cliche ever).

-Grace conspires with Kono to lock Danny and Steve in a room until they confess their love for each other.

-One of them gets seriously injured, and the other professes their love to them while they are in a hospital bed/coma.

-One of them gets shot, but is wearing a bulletproof vest. The other one still flips out.

angelgazing February 18 2011, 08:44:57 UTC

OH MY GOD ALL OF THESE. ALL OF THEM. BUT ESPECIALLY THE ONE WHERE THEY GET LOCKED IN A CLOSET. HOW COULD I POSSIBLY FORGET THAT? LOCKED IN A CLOSET.

ciaimpala February 19 2011, 20:37:14 UTC

If no one else writes it I might have to try my hand at the locked closet ;)

ityellsback February 21 2011, 17:29:44 UTC

uuhm??? Closet. I. Yeah...

http://angelgazing.livejournal.com/282008.html?thread=2254744#t2254744

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The Jackass: Danny's ex-boyfriend is in town and Steve gets jealous ariadne83 February 17 2011, 23:58:35 UTC

(I started this months ago for bluespirit_star as part of a prompt meme but I ran out of motivation to finish it. Hopefully I can get kickstarted again)

The jackass's name is Pauly Melio, a buddy of Danny's from Jersey. He's visiting Hawaii with his wife and kids but that doesn't stop the guy from coming by Danny's shack uninvited in the middle of the night, drunk off his ass. The way he'd crashed around outside he's lucky Steve hadn't shot him. The familiar way Pauly The Jackass has his arm slung around Danny, Steve still might.

"S'not the same," he slurs, hauling Danny in close. "Miss you, Danny." Then he plants a sloppy kiss on Danny's neck, and that is it"OK, Mr. Handsy, you're done here," Steve grits out, prying the guy's grip off his... off of Danny ( ... )

The Jackass 2/? ariadne83 February 18 2011, 00:01:45 UTC

"Alright," Danny says sharply once the guy's put away most of the pot. "I am calling you a cab and we're going to forget this ever happened ( ... )

The Jackass 3/? ariadne83 February 18 2011, 00:03:59 UTC

“Look, Pauly,” Danny continues, his voice gentler than the Jackass deserves (and great, now the nerve behind Steve’s eye is throbbing like a motherfucker. Fucking Danny and his goddamn nice guy shtick.) “You want out of your marriage, just go ahead and do it. But it’s got nothing to do with me ( ... )

The Jackass 4/? ariadne83 February 18 2011, 00:06:26 UTC

Danny throws his hands up in the air. "Nice comeback. Are you sure you didn't hurt yourself coming up with that one ( ... )

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Re: Sounds Like Love, Steve/Danny (4/4) chaoticallyclev February 18 2011, 05:07:11 UTC

Yeah, pretty much I'm reduced to: ♥ ♥ ♥ and clutching at my chest like a dork.

Re: Sounds Like Love, Steve/Danny (4/4) grimcognito February 18 2011, 08:39:13 UTC

Aw! This was just perfect :) And I keep imagining Steve and Kono being all awkward and then one of them spotting some kind of explosive and the two of them racing to get it first. Then Danny yelling at them about what does and does not qualify as a subtle distraction. Chin would just laugh in the background.

I have to say that I love the little bit of insecure!Danny at the end, makes me feel all warm inside. <3

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