let's be honest, I've never met a cliche I didn't like

[angelgazing]

Because there is no such thing as too much of a good thing, especially if you live in paradise:

The Hawaii Five-0 Cliche Meme

Fake boyfriends, accidental marriages, and amnesia, OH MY!

Whatever your poison, whatever you favorite cliche, it's open and allowed here. Want to see Steve and Danny make out for cover and discover their ~true feelings?

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what kind of a closet locks? 1/2

[ityellsback]

So I was lurking here because this is awesome, and then someone mentions stuck-in-a-closet!cliche

what kind of a closet locks? 2/2

[ityellsback]

It occurs to Steve that they will probably be in the closet for quite a while. It occurs to Steve that he ought to give up on the escape attempts and just find a way to shut Danny up

Re: what kind of a closet locks? 2/2

[ariadne83]

OK, this is AWESOME *fits of giggles*

Steven is well aware that even ninja reflexes will not make this look like anything other than what it is, so he moves back only slightly and leaves his hands on Danny (despite that Danny is rapidly turning a truly hilarious color). Upon some deliberation, he says, "Uhm. So. Hi, Kono."

Kono closes the door.

Danny says, "I am going to fucking kill you."

Hahahaha this is the besssst!

Re: what kind of a closet locks? 2/2

[ityellsback]

HOW CAN THIS POSSIBLY BE THE BEST WHEN RIGHT ABOVE ME RESIDES A FIC IN WHICH STEVE GETS MPREG BECAUSE "HE'S COMPETITIVE"???

it's not possible because THAT IS THE BEST

(also, THANK YOU and also SO GLAD IT CAUSED LAUGHTER and also CAPS LOCK)

Re: what kind of a closet locks? 2/2

[ariadne83]

Because it made me smile on what has turned out to be a rather shitty day.

Re: what kind of a closet locks? 2/2

[ityellsback]

my day has been kind of shit too, but then I made this person on the internet smile.

Then I stared at the screen for ten minutes and tried to decide how to express how happy that makes me.

Re: what kind of a closet locks? 2/2

[angelgazing]

Awww, aw, man, I love this trope. Love it so much! And the way Steve fails to be smooth and just goes for it is adorable. ♥

Re: what kind of a closet locks? 2/2

[ityellsback]

Thank you! We all know Steve is totally capable of being charming, I just think sometime he doesn't care enough to bother.

Especially around Danny.

Re: what kind of a closet locks? 2/2

[ityellsback]

oh, and duh. THANKS FOR HOSTING COOL THINGS AND ALL.

Re: what kind of a closet locks? 2/2

[ciaimpala]

I am SO happy you picked up my stuck in the closet prompt!! This was so funny and hot and wonderful! I flove that Kono just closes the door at the end.

Re: what kind of a closet locks? 2/2

[ityellsback]

She's probably in the hallway LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY and considering how hard Danny would try to kill her if she opened the door again and took a picture.

AND THANKS
Like I said, don't usually write, BUT THEN THIS JUST HAPPENED and there was nothing to be done but post it.

Re: what kind of a closet locks? 2/2

[grimcognito]

So. Why exactly don't you write? Because this rocks! It rocks my socks. You. Just. I don't even know! But I do love you for this!

Re: what kind of a closet locks? 2/2

[ityellsback]

I don't have the drive to do it, is all! And I've got no one to beta stuff when I do finally write things. Hence the typos in this (or is there just one? I dunno).

Thanks so much, though! I had fun writing it.

Re: what kind of a closet locks? 2/2

[grimcognito]

Well, I hope that drive kicks in every once in a while, because you're a great writer! Betas are very easy to find, all you have to do is ask. :)

Re: what kind of a closet locks? 2/2

[ityellsback]

well thank you very much! If I ever manage to write anything longer than a page I'm sure I could find someone to help me out.

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[ariadne83]

I beta sometimes. JSYK.