( This Issue of the Quibbler:
Obnoxious wishy-washy music, or obvious brainwashing?! )

School is off to another glorious start!

That's right my little swollen eyeballs, time to buckle down and put your nose to the old grindstone once again! But fear not, we at the Quibbler understand that it can sometimes be difficult to stay up to date, so we've developed a new feature, get all the latest news... in your spare time ( Read more... )

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This is where it starts, Ander. THIS is your greatest moment ever!

The Quibbler

( Special Summer issue! )

Let me ask you this... Why is it that we must separate our lives from the Muggles? Look, I know the Ministry's argument: If the Muggles knew what we are -that magic is real- then they'd be looking for magical solutions for all their problems, isn't that right ( Read more... )

--Encounter with highly abnormal Bicorn-like creature! Ten meters in length! Irregular markings! I think I tagged it dorsally with a homing charm! Busy scanning for it now!

Greta, about Regulus. Yes, he's calm because he's looking at it through the eyes of an innocent bystander! An outside opinion ( Read more... )

That's right, student body. Your very own Anderson Lovegood and Quibbler Staff have honed in on the obvious plot to overwhelm -- and thereby overthrow -- us. OWLS! NEWTS! Costume Ball! Underpants! It's all quite overwhelming, but our staff pledges our allegience to your knowledge, and will not be thwarted-- no matter how tempting it may be ( Read more... )

Forthcoming Costume Ball -- Prefects' Plot to Kill Us All?!

( Read all about it! )

Okay, last reminder to get those advice letters in! So, if you have any questions -- even if your a completely stuck up Slytherin with a bad attitude, who thinks that this is the stupidest thing you've ever seen and -!oh my gosh!- you're so above it and you're certainly way too cool for it -- write in!!! The new issue of The Quibbler will be in