This just in!

[anchorman_ron]

By the beard of Zeus! Ron Burgundy has been fired!

Apparently, it's bad form to have the new blond intern perform oral sex on you while you read the news. How was I supposed to know the camera could see under the desk! That's shoddy craftsmanship, if you ask me.

Now I have to get another job!

I am in a glass case of emotion! *wails*

Comments

[serialxoxlover]

Thats bullshit. How could they fire you for that? I think your boss was jealous. Maybe gay. Perhaps both.

[anchorman_ron]

I know! He was clearly jealous. That's ok, I've been thinking about starting a business somewhere.

[serialxoxlover]

((What is the movie called? I'm adding him into user info now and I can't remember. Too early.))

[anchorman_ron]

Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

[littlebitbad]

...You are so weird.

[anchorman_ron]

Why thank you, strange little person I've never met before!

[littlebitbad]

You're welcome.

I'm Dawn Evil, by the way. Who are you?

[viv_ward]

Well if you get bored while your looking for a job, I'm sure I can keep you amused. *winks*

[anchorman_ron]

*pauses*

You are a smelly pirate hooker! I love that in a woman!

*pauses again* Are you a natural redhead?

[viv_ward]

Glad I'm your type *pouts and sucks her finger*

Absolutely baby!

((except I totally recoloured her hair on that pic, cause she was blonde on it XD))

[anchorman_ron]

YOU ARE A SAUCY FLIRT!

Are you a hooker? I demand service for free because I am attractive, unlike most of your clientele!

[crimsonashes]

Sorry to hear about that Ron, but at least you're having fun with your new business.

Also, does anyone have a copy of your last broadcast? It sounds like one of the best broadcasts ever.

[anchorman_ron]

I do adore the new business. I might the most interesting people.

You know, I don't know. I'll call some of my bootleg contacts in Burundi and see what there is to see.