May 01, 2005 07:17
By the beard of Zeus! Ron Burgundy has been fired!
Apparently, it's bad form to have the new blond intern perform oral sex on you while you read the news. How was I supposed to know the camera could see under the desk! That's shoddy craftsmanship, if you ask me.
Now I have to get another job!
I am in a glass case of emotion! *wails*