This just in!

[anchorman_ron]

By the beard of Zeus! Ron Burgundy has been fired!

Apparently, it's bad form to have the new blond intern perform oral sex on you while you read the news. How was I supposed to know the camera could see under the desk! That's shoddy craftsmanship, if you ask me.

Now I have to get another job!

I am in a glass case of emotion! *wails*

Comments

[serialxoxlover]

Thats bullshit. How could they fire you for that? I think your boss was jealous. Maybe gay. Perhaps both.

[anchorman_ron]

I know! He was clearly jealous. That's ok, I've been thinking about starting a business somewhere.

[serialxoxlover]

((What is the movie called? I'm adding him into user info now and I can't remember. Too early.))

[anchorman_ron]

Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

[serialxoxlover]

((I knew it was something obvious like that. Have to go to class. I'll be on tonight.))