Very important fandom question!

Apr 24, 2007 16:02

My work is not interesting me, and writing fic isn't working for me either. Therefore, I ponder a very important question - which characters would I want on my side if I was living in a zombie-infested world?

Conclusion:

1. Teyla (SGA) - Teyla's attitude towards zombies would be 'Bitch, please.' She's lived in a galaxy infested with Wraith! ( Read more... )

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jakisbishlygay April 25 2007, 02:29:08 UTC
I'm with you on the Teyla part.

No Jayne? Surely he would be good at killing things... even it they are already dead...

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ana_grrl April 25 2007, 02:53:21 UTC
I was going to include Jayne! But the list was getting too long. Hee - your icon is perfect.

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jakisbishlygay April 26 2007, 03:08:43 UTC
I love my Teyla icon. It took me forever to find one that allowed me to express my true feelings. :D

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amise's anti-zombie team amise April 25 2007, 02:44:23 UTC
Jayne: Shoots things, super-practical and has a great ass.
Kaylee: Keeps mechanical things running, and a major part of my survival plan involves running.
Willow: Lots of magic and smart, a winning combination during zombification.
Ash: Has successfully dealt with zombies before and also shoots things.
The Scorpion King: I so love the movie. I can't explain why.

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Re: amise's anti-zombie team ana_grrl April 25 2007, 02:51:46 UTC
I wanted to include Jayne too! And it was a toss-up between Kaylee and Jordan, but I thought Jordan's manic qualities might be useful. Ash - yes, he'd be an awesome (and cynical/funny) asset!

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maggiebloome April 25 2007, 09:34:32 UTC
Ooh, you got some good ones. I'll try use different ones, that way if we happen to meet up after the zombies come we won't cause any time-space anomalies.

1. Dean Winchester. He would put those motherfuckers down.

2. Come to think of it, Sam Winchester. He might come up with a way to kill the plague for good, plus, the both of them make some fine eye candy.

3. Melaka Fray. Further increasing the eye-candy and zombie-killing portions of the team. Her and Dean would get on quite well, I think.

4. Claire Bennet from heroes. I'd like to see if the indestructible girl is immune to the zombie virus... of course the risk there is of creating an indestructible zombie. Oops.

5. Max Brooks. Yeah,Ii know he's not a fandom character, but he wrote the Zombie Survival Guide. Cut straight to the chase, I say.

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ana_grrl April 25 2007, 17:23:16 UTC
Max Brooks = the asset we'd all want.

Then again, I've pretty much memorised his book.

(Hahah, well, not really, but I do own it and I do love it).

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maggiebloome April 25 2007, 23:26:46 UTC
I keep meaning to use it write up Zombie Contingency Plans for my house, my school etc. Never get around to it.

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ana_grrl April 25 2007, 23:35:51 UTC
This is a VERY VERY SENSIBLE PLAN *g*

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ana_grrl April 25 2007, 17:22:17 UTC
The Doctor would be an asset! As would Jayne - he would love that gorram ray gun for sure!

(Also, I am now amused by the thought of Jayne and Zelenka interactions - I bet Zelenka would be amusingly jumpy at first).

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aryas_zehral April 25 2007, 23:11:51 UTC
Damn this is hard. My first thought, being slightly... obsessive, was "the entire crew of serenity" but i thought that would be too much and anyway what use would inara be? And Jayne's fear of reavers might be transmitted to fear of reavers. So I thought again, but I'm still not happy ( ... )

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ana_grrl April 25 2007, 23:29:32 UTC
I agree with you that Jayne's Reaver issues might get in the way - no matter how many times Simon or Mal told him to settle down! Zoe would be awesome too. And it would be hard to have Wash or Zoe without the other one!

I think that #4 is totally valid! Hell, determined fighter and zombie explosions (zomblosions) = awesome!

Eye candy is a very important part of the zombie apocalypse survival strategy! I picked Lorne (also, he's very good at his job).

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aryas_zehral April 26 2007, 00:01:56 UTC
OK I just noticed that I said that "Jaynes fear of reavers might be transmitted to fear of reavers" which makes no sense. Should be zombies.

I just think my purely there for eyecandy should have something more than just being pretty going for him... which is where the "um..." comes in.

you set very hard questions. :D

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ana_grrl April 26 2007, 00:59:31 UTC
you set very hard questions

Deep, philosophical questions *g*

"Jaynes fear of reavers might be transmitted to fear of reavers" which makes no sense. Should be zombies.

I read it as zombies!

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