1. I just realized that I can go two months without doing any laundry or ironing apart from washing out my underwear. I think it's time to get rid of some of my clothes, however, because I have exactly one pair of pants that fit me now. And that pair I bought in freshman year of college. Hello, Levi's Silver Tab, you are my only friend ( Read more... )

But before all that, this. Dude. Is it wrong that after thinking "Harsh," all I'm hoping for is that Jon Stewart or Stephen Colbert got a hold of a box?

And in other news, NYTimes strings Sarah Palin up by her thumbs. I did not like that creationist little twat on sight, and I'm glad there's actual evidence for the dislike. Although irrational ( Read more... )

Just got done tutoring niece on rounding off numbers to the nearest hundreds, thousands and ten thousands, and got a rude surprise. Kid knows NOTHING. The strange thing is that in her notebook, her assignments get good grades. But when I ask her about them, she remembers NOTHING ( Read more... )

Tagged by magnifique_f8h, 10 things that recently made me happy. I am obviously easy to please ( Read more... )

...Because I'm bored by editing the book that never ends, here's a question for those who saw the super-squating hair in the photos y_slaybelle and ursula_lear posted: Should I just bite the bullet and get it rebonded again ( Read more... )

Paraphrased by virtue of a lack of actual transcript:

"Lahat ng tao, pwedeng magdasal. Sana lang yung suot ninyo, hindi nakaluwa yung dibdib, o di kaya masyadong maikli. Yung nakikita ba yung pwet? Talagang sisitahin kayo ng pari, kasi sa inyo lang nakatingin yung ibang nagdadasal. (Everyone can pray. I just hope that when you come to church, you ( Read more... )

Just when you thought the government couldn't possibly more pathetic, the labandera pardons Erap. According to the ANC live feed of Ignacio Bunye, the Labandera is doing it because it's national policy to set free any inmate above the age of 70. SERIOUSLY ( Read more... )

This is the reason why I had Britney Spears' Everytime memorized. Download it. It's pretty. Technically, though, the MP3's name is inaccurate, cause that's just 1/2 of The Frames. Glen Hansard (who plays the lead guy on the new indie Once, which WE ARE ALL WATCHING TOGETHER IN THE THEATRE OH YES WE ARE) is on vocals and guitar and Colm McIommare (I ( Read more... )

Dear God,

Please tell me I haven't lost my second gym ID in the same number of months. Stupid gym classes making my blood rush to my legs instead of my brain.

A

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