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[inherent_sin]

PHOENIX WRIGHT CHEATS AT POKER

• do not agree to play card games with him
• do not agree to play ANY games with him
• if you make the mistake of playing a game with him, DO NOT put anything valuable into the pot
• like your money
• if you still did so and lost everything, and you complain, I'm gonna tell you 'I told you so'

Comments

[stabbywheelfeet]

... Poker?

[inherent_sin]

[oh great, one of those robots again]

Poker and probably every other game he's ever played!

[stabbywheelfeet]

No, human, that wasn't my question. What is poker?

[inherent_sin]

Well, robot, you gotta specify.

Poker. A card game. Do you know cards? Spades? Hearts? Diamonds? Clubs? Those symbols?

[toneverabandon]

How did he cheat?

[inherent_sin]

I'm still trying to figure that out but I know he did.

[toneverabandon]

Do you have proof?

[inherent_sin]

Not yet. That just means he's very good at cheating.

[turnedaboutace]

... no one likes a sore loser, Snake.

[inherent_sin]

You shut up!

[turnedaboutace]

I do this for a living back home, you know. I can't have people thinking I'm a cheater if I wanna get any challenges.

[inherent_sin]

Flush, Four Of A Kind, Two Pairs. In a row. No one has that much luck.

[inherent_sin]

Are you even old enough for this sort of thing? Don't stick your nose where it doesn't belong. Don't wanna have to deal with a lawsuit when your parents find out.

dont blame him, anything under 30 = kid

[inherent_sin]

Could've fooled me.

Anyway, this is man stuff. Between men. Got it? Move along.

[homicidelines]

Kekekeke, what a shitty loser!! Whether you're posting this to bitch or to warn everybody else, what a load of shit!

[inherent_sin]

...What's wrong with your laugh?

[priorities, he has them]