PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT | TEXT | BACKDATED TO LAST NIGHT :|

[inherent_sin]

PHOENIX WRIGHT CHEATS AT POKER

• do not agree to play card games with him
• do not agree to play ANY games with him
• if you make the mistake of playing a game with him, DO NOT put anything valuable into the pot
• like your money
• if you still did so and lost everything, and you complain, I'm gonna tell you 'I told you so'

Comments

[inherent_sin]

Are you even old enough for this sort of thing? Don't stick your nose where it doesn't belong. Don't wanna have to deal with a lawsuit when your parents find out.

dont blame him, anything under 30 = kid

[inherent_sin]

Could've fooled me.

Anyway, this is man stuff. Between men. Got it? Move along.

lolol

[inherent_sin]

I'm only bitter when people don't play fair.

What, talking from experience? Am I the only one around here who doesn't cheat in order to win a game of cards?

[inherent_sin]

All's fair in love and war.

...Well who?

[/passionate poker player okay, needs TO KNOW THESE THINGS]

[inherent_sin]

[checks...checks and...checks]

Well, that's one cheater less I'll have to deal with, it seems like. You have fun with him though. Thanks for the warning, anyway.