PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT | TEXT | BACKDATED TO LAST NIGHT :|

[inherent_sin]

PHOENIX WRIGHT CHEATS AT POKER

• do not agree to play card games with him
• do not agree to play ANY games with him
• if you make the mistake of playing a game with him, DO NOT put anything valuable into the pot
• like your money
• if you still did so and lost everything, and you complain, I'm gonna tell you 'I told you so'

Comments

[stabbywheelfeet]

... Poker?

[inherent_sin]

[oh great, one of those robots again]

Poker and probably every other game he's ever played!

[stabbywheelfeet]

No, human, that wasn't my question. What is poker?

[inherent_sin]

Well, robot, you gotta specify.

Poker. A card game. Do you know cards? Spades? Hearts? Diamonds? Clubs? Those symbols?

[stabbywheelfeet]

Don't call me robot.

I saw the human soldiers playing with little papers sometimes. It didn't interest me.

[inherent_sin]

[happily ignores that and will continue to call you robot :D]

Good, if it doesn't interest you, this message is of little relevance for you.

[stabbywheelfeet]

[damn you :| ]

So, what? I'm not allowed to be curious?

[inherent_sin]

Thaaat's not what I said.

Read my message again. It says 'Phoenix Wright cheats at poker'. I told you what poker is. You said it doesn't interest you.

[stabbywheelfeet]

I only responded because I--

That wasn't what I meant--

... are all of you people so annoying?

[inherent_sin]

Common sense is annoying?

Then tell me what you meant. Like a human, so a human can understand.

[stabbywheelfeet]

No! I--

I don't want to. You should be able to figure it out.

[inherent_sin]

[exasperated sigh]

Interest in the human race?

[stabbywheelfeet]

When the mood strikes me.

[inherent_sin]

In other words, you're bored.

[stabbywheelfeet]

... so what if I am?

[inherent_sin]

Just an observation. When humans are bored, they usually do stuff like -- you know. Play cards. Why don't you give it a try?