I don't wanna go to work, I'm a Toys R Us kid...

Wait a minute, that's not the song. But it should be.

I don't mind work. But I don't wanna go today. I just feel like curling in a ball and going back to sleep, like my cat.

Mmm... sleep.

I get to go "observe" at 2:00 (I guess "observing" is a precursor to "training") . Yay! It's true! I'm employed! And at my pediatrician's office. How odd, but in a good way ( Read more... )

"Meh" is my new word. I decided to make it a full-fledged word when I was at Sam's Club with Mom last Thursday. Meh(meh) 1) adj. Of or relating to a feeling only expressable by a sigh and/or shrug. 2) n. the feeling expressable by a sigh and/or shrug.So, the mood I have been in lately can best be explained by this new word. Meh ( Read more... )

Is it just me, or is "It's World AIDS Day!" not really something that should be celebrated with "theperfectgreeting"?

Mason's violin came today. So help us all.

Why is Clark Kent/Superman allergic to kryptonite if he's from the planet Krypton? I mean, I'm from earth and I'm not allergic to earthite (or even earth ( Read more... )

Did you know that Martin Sheen can do a halfway impressive Irish accent?

It was Mom & Dad's 21st anniversary yesterday. 21 years. It's pretty amazing, especially in today's world. I love them both so much ( Read more... )

I wish I were rich. Can you imagine how much fun this would be?

Also, I'm drowning in cookies. We love you, Patch!

I think they should change the word "hamster" to be spelled "hampster." Or at least educate everybody on the right way to spell it ( Read more... )