Frank Rich's op-ed on Sarah Palin is ( amazing )

Sometimes I'm in awe of all the amazing and creative things that I would be able to do if I just weren't so damn lazy.

For the first time ever, all of the attorneys are out of the office (and it's not lunchtime ( Read more... )

Tired from a lack of sleep. But that's neither here nor there ( Read more... )

I keep opening this to update and then it just sits blankly in the background and I forget what the hell I was going to write ( Read more... )

There’s an envelope on our desk that has menus in it from local restaurants. I printed a label for it, and included a little clip art (silverware, wine glasses, and a smiling hotdog). The little smiling hot dog is so adorable that every time I see it in my periphery, I smile. If you have Microsoft Word, search for hot dog clip art and it should be ( Read more... )

I am not ashamed to admit that I love these far more than I should.


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I find this hilarious and sad at the same time. Hilarisad?

Deep Thought by Jack Handey
When you're riding in a time machine way far into the future, don't stick your elbow out the window, or it'll turn into a fossil.I took a bath tonight. I haven't taken a bath in... five years? It was nice, even if I wish the tub were just a little bit longer ( Read more... )

Life is like a movie without a script; just a bunch of random crap thrown together in the hopes it might make some sort of sense.

OR, depending on your mood: Life is like a movie, and everyone else has a script; you wander from scene to scene without knowing your place or your lines, just hoping you can find your light.

There's a saying that there's no such thing as a recovered alcoholic, or something like that (I can't remember who said it, or when, or what, or under what context, though I'm thinking Leo for some reason). And I think the same holds true for procrastinators.

And, farbeyondblue I wish I were there with you in good ol' Chicago to enjoy the weather and not have ( Read more... )