i came here to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of kick ass.

[amand_r]

1. KIDLET NEWS:

Comments

[irishcaelan]

You remind me of me scaring the horses in the bakery bread aisle of the supermarket, debating aloud to myself the merits of various possibilities and then doing a 180 and doing a squee at the fiddleheads while people pointed and said, "oh, it's just her."

Living life as a constant stream of consciousness is totally exhausting but I must say, you have one mother of a cute kidlet!

[amand_r]

OMG I WAS LIKE, "WHAT IS THIS PERSON SAYING?" AND THEN I REALISED THAT WE WERE IN THE SURREALIST WING OF LJ.

WHEW.

[irishcaelan]

Good call, lol.

[madder_rose]

Hooray for the miracle that is kids going to the toilets on their own. I agree with the above statement also: she's the cutest thing since button-noses.

My 2 year old nephew adds jazz-hands to his sneer...

[amand_r]

You know, we should think about the aesthetic value of button noses. Like are some button noses prettier than others? Who do we ask? Snowmen? Teddy Bears? THE VELVETEEN RABBIT?

I taught her to say, "OH SNAP!"

[madder_rose]

White fluffy baby bunny rabbits and puppy bull terriers but not the English ones, since banana-noses don't really fit with the button-thing.

LMAO.

[amand_r]

OMG WAIT. THOSE FRENCH BULL TERRIERS WITH THE BAT EARS,

OM NOM NOM NOM.

[noveldevice]

Everything I know about scat I learned from an injudicious Google search and several reaction videos to 2 Girls 1 Cup.

It's nice to see that they're having an older figure with gentle authority introduce it to kids at a young age, so they won't be shocked later on.

[amand_r]

OMG THE BEST THING ABOUT THIS (i say this a lot and it isn't really the best thing, just go with mer here) IS THAT I HAVE NEVER SEEN 2 GIRLS, ETC. I KEEP TELLING MYSELF THAT I SHOULD, JUST TO SAY I HAVE. AND NOW I CAN'T FIND IT.

I was thinking of making a list of people I wouldnt' want teaching my children about scat:

Bono
Marilyn Manson
Phyllis Diller
Newt Gingrich
Keith Olbermann
Gary Oldman

[easilymused1956]

I really don't have a comment.

Just want you to know I read your posts.

And laugh when laughing is appropriate.

I'm laughing. Out loud.

Renee

[amand_r]

HAAAHAHAH IT WAS THE HIP HOP WASN'T IT.

NO NO, THE SCAT. THE SCAT WAS THE BEST PART.

[jacquez]

Salt n Pepa vs. THE SCAT MAN.

[amand_r]

WAIT, IS HE THAT CARTOON CHEETAH WHO IS DANCING WITH PAULA ABDUL?

[curriejean]

I saved the angel picture. That's a masterpiece.

[amand_r]

I got it from a meme on DW.

[curriejean]

Ohh, I get it! It's even better now.

[amand_r]

Oh yes. Random macros are funny. Do you know the bible story it's from? I think that adds a layer of LAWL.