Over the last three days I have watched all of Doctor Who Seasons 5 and 6. No, I have never seen before.


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This song is okay, but the comments are that rancid blend of poor spelling and bigotry.

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Then we get to this comment:

720p: ON

Volume: MAX

Pants: OFF

Hats off to you, ho7s0. Hats off. And pants

Title: Buy My Fucking Cookies
Fandom: Mander fandom
Characters: Mander, Vstroyer, You, eBay, THE DAMN ASSHOLE WOT OUTBID ME, cookies, the computer
Rating: W for WOE and C for COOKIE (it's good enough for me)
Wordcount: 1000
Author's Notes: I am totes not joking. Warning for butter.
Summary: I HAVE A STORY OF DEFEAT AND TRIUMPH TO TELL.

( She was a baker desperately trying to lose weight. And desperately trying to buy DVDs. )

ME: Okay, count the pairs.
HER: Eight.
ME: And how many do I have?
HER: Eight.
ME: What do we call it when both of us have the same number of pairs?
HER: A bowtie.
ME: Close enough.

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This past weekend I took my kid to DC to see her family and also the pandas, who are like family. Like the shark the panda had millions of razor sharp teeth, which they use like a hacksaw to cut through bone, candy and fences. The Chinese believe that if you find a discarded panda tooth, you have the power to summons Godzilla ( Read more... )

1. What really happens to a McDonald's Burger when you leave it out proves that time lapse cats are funneh. (h/t emquilxy)

2. And on that note: IT'S THE MOST, WONDERFUL TIIIIIIIIIIIME OF THE YEAR.

3. PHOTODUMP: ( Gluten-free black & whites, Snow White and CHILDREN OF THE CORN. )

I HAD SEX WITH GARETH DAVID LLOYD ON A SINK AT DRAGON*CON AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY MANICURE:


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Me: Awww, sometimes I want another baby.
Mum: You should have one.
Me: O_o?
Mum: No seriously, you're not working, Viola is at a great age, and babies aren't that expensive.
Me: O_o? (Ignoring the whole 'where would I get the sperm?" issue.)
Mum: You already have all the stuff.
Me: …
Mum: You should know that this is probably the Tramadol talking ( Read more... )

1. GAH.

ME: Blah blah blah.
THERAPIST: Blah blah BLAH blah. ::eyebrows::
ME: Blah Blah. ::wavey hands::
THERAPIST: AH HAH. THERE IT IS!
ME: Whut?
THERAPIST: There's your problem! Your issue!
ME: ::smacks head:: GODDAMMIT.
THERAPIST: Ha ha ha! Found it! NOW YOUR REAL THERAPY CAN BEGIN.
ME: SHITBEARS!
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