1. Guess what you can't wipe up with a Clorox wet nap? Baking Soda. Nope, if spills on the floor and you go to wipe it up, but you just end up pushing it around on the lino. Then when you give up and try to scoop as much of it as you can see, you realize you have just thinned it to an invisible coating of baking soda. And then for days when ( Read more... )

1. What's with Family Guy's Conway Twitty thing? It started with short clips, and now 7.13 had a whole performance of "I See The 'Want To' In Your Eyes". Not that I didn't LOL, but what up with this? Did Seth MacFarlane get the rights to all Conway Twitty's music or something ( Read more... )

1. I DON'T KNOW WHICH IS MY FAVORITE

2. True Blood S3 Finale ( Spoilers )

I HAD SEX WITH GARETH DAVID LLOYD ON A SINK AT DRAGON*CON AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY MANICURE:


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That pilot thing? It's at AO3.

Torchwood Pilot: The InquisitionI have notes and an intro and credits and all that, but it will all have to wait for the real deal. This is just the test ( Read more... )

1. Jack/Ianto. Pierogies
2. Tosh being awesome
3. Ianto. Hart. Hart's wardrobe
4. Jack had sex in the champagne room
5. RPF, JB/GDL/SG
6. Ginny Weasley from D For Defender
7 Jack/Ianto, post its.
8. Methos doing anything
9. Ianto/Jack/John while they were time agents
10. Tosh/Jack/Ianto, PG
11. Ianto, John, coffee's gone.
12. Jack/ ( Read more... )

Title: Unworn World
Author: fishponies (amand_r and cruentum
Fandom: Torchwood
Characters: Jack/John, OCs
Rating: NC-17
Wordcount: 10,400
Author's Notes: Were we writing stuff we usually didn't? Was that the point of this? I think so. I think it was writing Hart and writing mpreg. So yeah. Mpreg. Thanks to paragraphs for the beta.
Summary: Jack thought that John'd been way ( Read more... )

Title: Torchwood Widower
Fandom: Torchwood
Characters: Rhys, Gwen
Rating: D'awwwww.
Wordcount: 1,350
Author's Notes: D'awwww.
Summary: This is the kind of stuff I come up with when it's ten in the evening and Gwen isn't home yet.

( The best thing I can say about Harkness is that he has stupid hair. )

The point was that I needed a deadline and people to force me to meet it. There were no convenient fests, so here we are ( Read more... )

FIRST:
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