i shall sit here in a corner and cry hey-ho for a bagel.

[amand_r]

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[pocky_slash]

I AM GLAD I HAVE MET THE ONE OTHER PERSON IN THE WORLD WHO LIKES CONVERSATION HEARTS.

(Well, all my old Rent crew liked them too, but We Do Not Speak of Them Any Longer.)

When I worked at Michael's I used to buy tons of those suckers right after Valentine's Day when they went on super-mega-no-one-else-in-the-world-wants-this-shit sale!

[amand_r]

OMG IS THAT WHERE I'LL FIND THE MOTHER LOAD? I NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT THAT.

[snufflesdbear]

$.10 a BOX!

AND... I found some in the back of my cupboard!!! Think 2yrs old is okay????

Now, peeps...buy and hoard for 3months THEN buy them. Used to be a store in chicago that bought peeps after season, saved them THEN sold them after summer.
Naow, Halloween peeps and xmas peeps...life is just not the same.

KIDS THESE DAYS, DON'T KNOW HOW EASY THEY HAVE IT!!!!(and orange pees don't taste the same in hot chocolate).

[amand_r]

Yeah. Peeps have to be in either bunny or bird form. all that other shit is CRAP.

CONVERSATION HEARTS NEVER EXPIRE.

[jacquez]

speaking of, I noticed in the past few years that you appear to be able to get cadbury creme eggs like, all the fucking time now. wtf is up with that?

[amand_r]

I LIKE TO PRETEND THAT SUCH THINGS AREN'T TRUE. SHHHHHH.

[blue_fjords]

September-October HALLOWEEN CANDY. I know you're saying that this is available year round, but no no no, that's REGULAR CANDY. HALLOWEEN CANDY HAS PICTURES OF SPOOKY CATS AND PUMPINS ON THE WRAPPERS.

This. Exactly. :)

And I love candy hearts! Though now they have new-fangled things on them, like "email me" or "i tweet you" or shit like that. I just want a good old-fashioned "let's get drunk & screw."

[amand_r]

I think I'm most amused by "Fax Me". Because that's how people communicated their wishes to date, like, ever.

Lisa: Oh look! A fax from Ianto up in HR! He wants to go on a date!
Friend: Are you going to go?
Lisa: I think I shall say yes. Let me RETURN HIS FAX.

Seriously, ETF.

[blue_fjords]

Fax me, babe! DO NOT CALL! DO NOT WRITE ME A LOVE LETTER! (But if you do, please fax it so someone else can pull it out of the machine and tease me w/ it.)

[amand_r]

Yes, do not send me an email. You know what I think? I think that in our electronic age, there are still a few things that must be done in person or on paper, and everything revolving around the conception and dissolution of romantic relationships is one. Think about it--you want to start a relationship with a persin and your first indication that YOU WANT TO PUT YOUR BODY ON THEIR BODY is a completely tactileless experience.

I AM MAKING A LOT OF SALIENT POINTS.

[sthayashi]

Dunno if you can find Tianyu's old voltmeter (did he actually have one? I know that John and I both got one pretty early on, and I'd be a little surprised if Tianyu didn't have one), but if you can, you can measure the voltage of each battery, find the lowest one, and replace that.

[amand_r]

SHIT. YOU ARE BRILLIANT.

I'D HAVE TO MAKE A CHART. GORRAMMIT.

[amand_r]

HAAAHAHAHA I KNEW SOMEONE WOULD DO IT. HOW LOLARIOUS IS THAT?

THIS IS BETTER THAN WHEN I CONVINCED MY KIDS THAT "FABULOUS" IN GERMAN WAS "FABELHOFF".

[jacquez]

remind me to tell you about the time I convinced someone that humans have egg teeth.

[amand_r]

WHAT THE SHIT!