ok, so nlanza comes up to me one day and says "I have a new lying goal. It is to convince someone that humans have an egg tooth." "What do they do with this egg tooth?" I asked, because of course you need to know that in order to straightfaced tell people what it is FOR if they question your veracity. "To chew through the amniotic sac", says he. "Very well," say I
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You know what kills me is that you can have an abstinence promoted education and still not miss basic science. In fact, the scientific explanation of where babies come from would make me LESS INCLINED to have sex, what with the "accidental screaming ball of baby comes from this" thing.
::eyeroll:: Practicality. People does not have it.
later she was talking about her boyfriend and the sex they have and I grabbed our mutual friend (which is how I know this person, who I make sound like an idiot but she's not, she's just really sheltered) and was like OMGWTFBBQ PLEASE TELL ME SHE KNOWS ABOUT BIRTH CONTROL and our friend assured me that she had had The Condom Talk with her. I was like, oh good. BECAUSE DAMN.
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THIS IS BETTER THAN WHEN I CONVINCED MY KIDS THAT "FABULOUS" IN GERMAN WAS "FABELHOFF".
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You know what kills me is that you can have an abstinence promoted education and still not miss basic science. In fact, the scientific explanation of where babies come from would make me LESS INCLINED to have sex, what with the "accidental screaming ball of baby comes from this" thing.
::eyeroll:: Practicality. People does not have it.
EGG TOOTH. JESUS.
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