'a' is for amy, who fell down the stairs.

[amand_r]

I spent yesterday procrastinating and writing and finishing my crimmas cards, which, if I do say so myself, are pretty fucking funny. I'll post them sometime closer to the holiday, because they need to be shared.

But I get ahead of myself! Today!

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[smirnoffmule]

Well, last week, I snagged some of my sister-in-law's, and it was not nearly as messy as I was led to believe, and also? I'm going to hell for a long time because I ate all the seeds.

Very much exactly like my some people's anal sex stories, except for the part where it was your SIL.

[amand_r]

You have obviously never been to Northern Wales. Or West Virginia.

[smirnoffmule]

Many times the former, and not at all the latter, though I did once meet a woman from WV in Canada who had a pillow strapped to her butt. She told me it was for the ice skating, but now I'm all suspicious.

[amand_r]

I would have been suspicious, too.

[queenfanfiction]

Sam's Club? Is awesome. :D My parents have a company membership, and now we do practically ALL our grocery shopping there. Which does mean that we're buying at the whim of their distributors, but hey, it's dirt cheap for about a month's worth of food...

Also, Number 2 started happening in our family when I was 10. Although my mum never offered certificate to X, she'd give me a piece of paper saying I OWE YOU BLANK, LOTS OF LOVE FROM MUM and then that would be it until next Christmas. :D (You can see I suck at the holiday spirit. Our family can't even do cards properly.)

[amand_r]

Yeah, I like to get loo roll from there. And super ropes.

[blue_fjords]

I have so been wanting to try a pomegranate! I mean that in a rather unsexual way. I think. But, uh, I thought you were supposed to eat the seeds? Clearly I know nothing about pomegranates... take that as you will.

Those pink pants? OMG. What a goober. She is so cute. And had better be well-behaved for her bedtime tonight!

Pennsylvania is so weird. For reals. M is from PA, too. :)

And CONGRATS on finishing something!!!!

[amand_r]

OMG WHEN YOU COME AGAIN, WE SHOULD EAT POMEGRANATES. (COME FOR CNY).

I don't think you should eat the seeds, like watermelon seeds, but I eat those too, so I'm the worst judge. and that was the gauge of how long Persephone was supposed to stay in hell with Hades: on month for every seed she injected (they're the fruit of the dead). I ate like, fifty, so...

[blue_fjords]

Dude, I feel smarter just reading your comment!

THERE WILL BE EATING OF POMEGRANATES! AND VEGAN CUPCAKES!

[amand_r]

I WILL EAT YOUR VEGAN CUPCAKES. I HOPE YOU KNOW WHAT A SACRIFICE THAT IS FOR ME

[pocketmouse]

Ha ha, the last pomegranate story I ran across involved cutting it in quarters and immersing it in waters, so HELLS YEAH I'm pretty sure I don't want to hear your anal sex stories. :D

Also, I totally get the liquor thing, we have laws like that in MD and it was very very annoying where I used to live. Now I have multiple stores in walking distance! I love it!

[amand_r]

HAHAHAHA NOT EVEN I WANT TO HEAR MY ANAL SEX STORIES!

THEY NEED TO FREE MY EFFING BEER.

[paragraphs]

They would make cute shorts! I would cut them off into either shorts or into pants just-above the knee. They are so cute!

I think I need to go read the link to what Blue sent you.

[amand_r]

haaahahahah it's awesome!

Yeah, those pants. I need to think of something.

[paragraphs]

Aww surprised kitty, lol. Very cute. And so tiny!

Cut them off, then take the spine-free material and make her a cool matching headband with it. :) Capris! That is the word I was looking for--thanks googlemail sponsored links!

[amand_r]

GOOGLEMAIL READS UR SUBCONSCIOUS.