'a' is for amy, who fell down the stairs.

[amand_r]

I spent yesterday procrastinating and writing and finishing my crimmas cards, which, if I do say so myself, are pretty fucking funny. I'll post them sometime closer to the holiday, because they need to be shared.

But I get ahead of myself! Today!

Comments

[smirnoffmule]

Well, last week, I snagged some of my sister-in-law's, and it was not nearly as messy as I was led to believe, and also? I'm going to hell for a long time because I ate all the seeds.

Very much exactly like my some people's anal sex stories, except for the part where it was your SIL.

[amand_r]

You have obviously never been to Northern Wales. Or West Virginia.

[smirnoffmule]

Many times the former, and not at all the latter, though I did once meet a woman from WV in Canada who had a pillow strapped to her butt. She told me it was for the ice skating, but now I'm all suspicious.

[amand_r]

I would have been suspicious, too.

[ophymirage]

was it snowing at the time?

[smirnoffmule]

It was, but that's only circumstantial evidence.

[phaetonschariot]

I was wondering what "ate all the seeds" was an anal sex metaphor for.

[amand_r]

I'LL LEAVE THAT TO YOU.

[smirnoffmule]

Eating all the seeds?

[phaetonschariot]

*snerk*