"do you want chicken or meat?"
"meat"
"can i get a kids meat bowl"
"oh the kids meal has been replaced by the mini bowl. It's the same size but now it includes a regular drink"
*explains the difference 3 more times, IT INCLUDED A DRINK YOU FUCING SHITHEAD*
"CAN I GET A MINI MEAT BOWL"

fuck yes, finished our song for the family time 12" comp motherfuckers

fuck this weekend

fuck recording

confirmed now, I will be playing bass for TRUDGERS at the che cafe in san diego on Oct 11th with Blessure Grave, No Paws and Secret Tones

fcking STOKED.

well shit, I guess im playing live with TRUDGERS on oct 11th at the che cafe in san diego

instead of seeing best coast last night I sat in an empty resturant for 6 hours.

instead of going to san diego and seeing rapid youth and made in mexico i sat in an empty resturant for 8 hours.

fuck spelling fuck this job. going to get drunk by myself.

Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for awhile, and we weere joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "soon, this will be plump with my seed."

oh cool, im playing bass in trudgers now

my ex gf got married, heh