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[almighty_tholos]

Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for awhile, and we weere joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "soon, this will be plump with my seed."

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[justyn1337]

He sounds like a real Zac Efron.

[almighty_tholos]

Today, I sent an email to my best friend, telling him that I'm gay. When I was typing the email address in the "to:" field, it autocorrected the address to my mother. She just responded: "you filthy faggot".

[kid_sportswear]

WELL WHAT HAPPENED THEN???????

[almighty_tholos]

see above

[kid_sportswear]

AHAHA

[summerylover]

lol cool