Natural Psychology (2/2)
Title: Natural Psychology
Author: AllVowels
Rating: R/M
Spoilers: Through Season 3
Summary: Ficcy Friday prompt by claymay83: Annie and Jeff are together and have had a VERY extended honeymoon phase. Annie starts to fear that as a couple all they have between them is sex and proposes going an entire day where they’re naked together, but act normally and don’t touch each other until midnight.
AN: Sorry it took so long. This is my first attempt at writing something smutty, so be warned.
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Before Annie had a chance to break, there was a knock at the door causing Annie to let out a startled yip.
“Sssh. If we are quiet no one will know we are here.”
The knock came again this time followed by an authoritative voice, “This is Greendale PD. My name is Detective Tracy. Please open the door.”
Annie’s face paled, “What are the police doing here?”
“Well why don’t we go to the door and ask him? Oh right we are naked!”
“Don’t take that tone with me!”
“Hello? I’ve had a report about a possible hostage situation, if I don’t receive an answer I have probable cause to break down the door.”
“Damnit!” Jeff cursed as he made his way to the door. He bent down to look through the peephole, “May I see your badge?”
The officer held up his badge in front of the door.
“Thank you officer, is there a problem?”
“Yes, I received a complaint from a local saying that there was suspicious activity coming from this apartment. To be honest the tip came from a less than reliable source, so if you’ll just open the door and answer a few questions, I will be on my way.”
Jeff sighed and pressed his forehead to the door, “I can’t do that sir.”
“Excuse me?”
“I can’t open the door. I’ll answer your questions, but I can’t open the door.”
“Is the door jammed?”
“No.”
“Are you being held hostage?”
“No.”
“Do you mean yes, but there is a gun pressed to your head?”
“No.”
“Are you holding someone hostage?”
Jeff glared at Annie over his shoulder, “No.”
“May I speak with the woman in the apartment?”
“I don’t think that is a good idea.” If Jeff had continued looking out he would have noticed the officer growing steadily more suspicious and agitated with the situation.
“I have growing concerns about the safety of the occupants of your domain. Please open the door.”
“Domain? Did you really just say domain?”
“Sir, open the door before I call for back up!”
“I know my rights! I’m a lawyer!”
“Jeff, just open the door!”
“Quiet!”
“MISS! ARE YOU IN DANGER?”
“NO I’M FINE!”
“You have to the count of 3 to let me in. 1… 2….”
“Fine!” Jeff cried as he threw the door open, exposing himself to the officer. Annie pulled a throw pillow into her lap trying to cover herself. The officer went slightly slack jawed at the sight before him.
“Welcome to my abode officer, won’t you please come in?”
Trying to regain his handle on the situation, Officer Tracey demanded, “Sir, please put some clothes on.”
“I can’t.”
“You can’t?” He echoed back in confusion.
“You see my girlfriend over there is convinced that I am only using her for sex, so she concocted this crazy idea that we need to be naked around each other for the day without having sex. So if I put clothes on, it somehow proves that I don’t love her. But I think the fact I’m talking to you completely naked proves the opposite really.”
Officer Tracey stared at the naked couple in front of him. He had transferred over from Denver expecting Greendale to be a small quiet town. The last few months had proven him wrong. His new partner regaled him in tales of fake gun shootings, zombies and a vigilante Batman. Was there something in the water here? The first thing he was going to do when his shift ended was buy a filter to put on his kitchen faucet.
He turned his eyes towards the woman, “Ma’am, is what this man is saying true?”
Annie nodded meekly, “Yes sir.”
The man sighed, “Alright then. Thank you for your time.”
He made his way to the door and paused before going through, “And ma’am, not many guys would go through with something like this just for sex. And try not to freak the pizza boy out again.”
Jeff swung the door shut as the officer made his way down the hall. He turned back towards Annie to yell at her but stopped when he found her head buried in the pillow and her shoulders shaking.
“Annie? Annie, are you okay? It is nothing to cry over. So a police officer saw us naked, no big deal right?”
Annie’s head lifted from the pillow and Jeff realized she wasn’t crying, she was laughing hysterically.
“What’s so funny?”
Annie took gulps of air trying to calm herself down. Between breathes she panted, “Everyone in Greendale has seen your thing!”
Jeff frowned, “Are you calling me a slut?”
Annie continued to giggle as she shook her head, “No, I was just thinking of the pool incident.”
A smug grin crossed, “You peaked then didn’t you?”
Annie grinned, “Nope.”
Jeff grabbed the pillow from her lap, “Admit it, you peaked!”
“Or what?”
Jeff considered the pillow in his hand. It seemed juvenile, but if he learned only one thing at Greendale it was, if it gets results do it.
“I’ll challenge you to a pillow fight duel. Wait the sounds redundant. A pillow duel. Just admit you peaked and we may continue living in peace.”
“You wouldn’t.” Jeff smacked the pillow in her face, causing Annie to let out a startled gasp.
“How dare you!”
“Just admit you peaked at my awesome bod.”
“Fine, I’ll admit I peaked when you admit that you lied about the ‘Annie of it all’ moments.”
Jeff shifted uncomfortably and the two continued to stare at each other. Jeff knew it was in his best interest to just admit Annie was right, but his pride wouldn’t let him. Rule number one, stick with your lie.
“It seems were at an impass…”
“So it does.” Annie grabbed the pillow from Jeff’s hands and swung hitting him in the face.
“You precocious little…” He muttered as he plucked the other throw pillow from the couch. “This means war.”
“Bring it Winger.” The pillow fight that ensued put Troy and Abed’s to shame. Sure this one didn’t have as many people, or last for days or have a friendship on the line… But what it did have was nudity, specifically a nude Jeff and Annie and not much could compete with that.
“Just admit we had moments Jeff!”
“Admit that you peaked!”
“Not until you admit we had moments!”
“Of course we had moments!”
Annie paused mid swing, “Really?”
“Duh-doi. Are you happy now?” Jeff said dejectedly, upset that he had been beaten once again by this tiny slip of a woman.
Annie beamed up at him and launched herself into his arms, “Of course I peaked.”
His chest puffed up a little at her words. Yep, the Winger charm was irresistible, as was Annie’s bare skin pressed into him.
“Annie if you aren’t going to have sex with me, this is cruel and unusual punishment.”
Annie pulled back, “Oops. I guess I got carried away.”
Her stomach let out another loud growl, “Hungry huh? Well the pizza is probably cold by now so we won’t have to worry about boob or penis cheese burn.”
“Stop saying the p-word.”
“I like saying the p-word,” Jeff mocked, “It makes you blush.”
“Well stop.”
“But it’s cute.”
Annie stuck her tongue out at him and Jeff’s eyes darkened when he saw the pink appendage.
“Not. Fair.”
The two sat back down and finished the now cold pizza in silence.
“What should we do now?” Annie said while turning towards Jeff.
“We could prank call our friends.”
“Abed never falls for it, and Troy and Pierce are too gullible. They believe everything. Kind of takes the fun out of it.”
“Yeah, and Shirley would figure out it was us and come over to scold us. I don’t want her to see me like this.”
“Britta’s phone doesn’t have caller ID. We could call her.”
“No she’s out of the country for the weekend. It’d just go straight to voicemail.”
“Right I forgot. Hmm…Wait! I have an idea!” Annie scuttled off the couch and pushed an arm chair directly in front of Jeff. Annie plopped herself into it and sat with her hands in her lap.
“Here’s what we are going to do. We will sit across from each other and tell each other what we like about each other.”
Jeff gave her a baleful glare, “Annie, is this really necessary? I’ve already done the naked thing. I agreed to the no sex and no touching, which I assure you has been extremely difficult, do we really need to do this too?”
Annie’s eyes widened as she gave him her patented Disney eyes, “Do you not like anything about me? Is that why you don’t want to do this?”
Jeff cursed silently to himself. She was really too good at that.
“I like how smart you are.” He conceded.
Annie smiled, “My turn. I like your sense of humor.”
“I like how dedicated you are to keeping the group together.”
“I like how dedicated you are to keeping the group together.”
“I just said that, you can’t say that.”
“Why can’t I say it, it is the truth,” Annie countered.
“One: it is cheating and you don’t do that. That is Britta’s job. Two: you were the one willing to have us all fail Spanish in order to keep us together.”
“It is not cheating, it is a valid fact. You were the one who pretended to go get imaginary hats for Troy and Abed.”
Jeff shifted uncomfortably and confessed, “I didn’t pretend, I actually went to go get them. And if you ‘ah’ I will leave right now.”
Annie shut her mouth and let out a small ‘ah’ inside her head and her eyes softened, “Jeff that is so sweet.”
Jeff shrugged his shoulders, “It was nothing. Anyways I say you still owe me a different compliment.”
Rolling her eyes, “Fine. I like how you attempted to save me while we played video games.”
“I ended up killing you.”
“It was the thought that counted.”
“Yes because that’d hold up in court. I was trying to save her your honor, but ended up bludgeoning her to death. It was the thought that counted though, my bad.”
Annie cleared her throat, “Now you do me.”
“I can’t wait until I do you…”
Annie blushed and giggled, “After midnight.”
“I like your persistence. It annoys me as much as it inspires me.”
“I like your complisults.”
“I like your crazy days. I will never forget you freaking out over a pen, or oil wrestling with Britta. Or freaking out over Annie Kim, or…”
“I get it! I can be a little crazy at times.”
“A little? What is a lot?”
“Do we want to discuss the hulk?”
“I was on drugs,” Jeff countered.
“I was too when I saw Robots. Doesn’t mean it didn’t happen. Besides I have other instances when you weren’t on drugs.”
Jeff rubbed his hands over his face, “Alright, we are both crazy. Let’s move on.”
Annie shifted in her seat and folded her legs underneath herself.
“Alright, I like how you take pride in your appearance.”
Jeff smile grew smug, “Like what about my appearance? Be specific.”
“I don’t know,” Annie said flustered, “I like all of it I guess.”
“Come now Annie, I know how you love details,” He leaned in closer, invading some of her personal space, “Tell me what you like.”
Annie squirmed, being close to Jeff always made her insides warm fluttery, but confident cocky not to mention naked Jeff made her insides burn.
“You have really nice hair.”
“Come now Annie you can do better than that,” he leaned closer still, causing Annie to lean back farther in the chair.
“Uh…” Annie muttered unintelligibly. Her eyes darted from his eyes to his lips.
“Here let me go first, I like how when you let your hair down it turns you from innocent school girl to instant sex. You also have this spot on your neck, which tastes delicious and it makes you let out the most sensuously noise I’ve ever heard.”
While Jeff was talking Annie twisted her fingers in her hair and trailed her hand down to the point on her neck Jeff was referring to. Jeff’s eyes adeptly followed the movements of her hands, his own clenching on his knees in the process.
Annie let out a low moan and pushed herself forward in an attempt to bring her lips into contact with his. Jeff pulled back the instant before contact was made.
He tutted, “No touching remember?”
“Jeff…” Annie whimpered, “Please.”
“Please what? What do you want me to do Annie?”
“Anything…”
Jeff groaned and his hand reached forward. Unfortunately the little voice in his head whispered that he promised. He promised Annie he wouldn’t touch her, to prove to her he cared about her. His hands changed their path and he grabbed the arms of the chair Annie was perched in. Annie watched as the muscles of his arm flexed while he attempted to control himself.
“Touch yourself.”
Annie’s eyes jerked up. “But…”
“You said we couldn’t touch each other. But you can touch yourself.”
Her tongue darted out to wet her suddenly dry lips, “Will you touch yourself too?”
Jeff’s jaw clenched as he looked down at his petite girlfriend. He took a calming breath and nodded.
“You start.”
Annie’s cheeks pinkened, but she acquiesced. Her small pale hand trailed from the spot on her neck to breast.
“Like this?”
“Mm-hmm.”
Using both hands she cupped her breasts and lifted them slightly. Her fingers lazily drew patterns across her chest before reaching her nipple. She pinched her left nipple lightly while letting out a small whimper. Her right hand trailed down her stomach as she arched her back slightly. Annie’s fingers played lightly with the curls nestled between her legs as she made eye contact with Jeff. As she held his gaze, her hand slipped down between her folds.
His name left her lips in a breathy moan, “Jeff…”
Jeff was transfixed. All his previous control over the situation had been lost as he watched Annie touch herself. Why wasn’t he touching her too?
Because if you start touching she’ll stop… His mind supplied. Right, he did not want that to happen, so he would just sit back and enjoy the show. Because of how she was sitting her hands obscured the view between her legs.
“Move your legs, I can’t see.”
The hand between her thigh paused, and she tilted her head as if debating what to do.
“Alright.” She untucked her feet from under her thighs and draped them over the arms of the chair before settling back. “Is this better?”
“Yessss…”
Annie hand did not immediately return to its place between her legs. It skirted back up her body making a quick circle around her nipples and continued its ascent. When her hand reached her face, she lightly traced the outline of her lips before darting her tongue out to wet her fingers.
“Dear mother of god.”
Annie giggled, “Is everything alright Jeff?”
“Yes, why wouldn’t I be?” He answered in a slightly strained tone.
“Because you said I’d get to watch you too and all you’ve done is sit there.” Annie pouted before licking her fingers again. Her now wet fingers reached down and plucked at her nipples while staring confidently at Jeff.
In retaliation, Jeff trailed his hand down his stomach towards his turgid erection, “Does this please milady?”
Annie let out an excited squeak. Her eyes followed his large hand as it cradled his length. Annie’s hand slid slowly back between her wet folds as Jeff began to touch himself. Their movements quickly fell into a rhythm as they watched each other pleasure themselves. Annie’s thighs began to clench and her breathing grew unsteady as she watched Jeff wipe a bead of precum from the tip of his erection.
“Jeff,” She let out a heady whimper, “I want to come with you.”
Jeff griped himself a little harder at her words, “Are you close?”
“Uh-huh,” Her hand second hand joined the first as she worked herself closer to her climax. “I’m so wet Jeff, so so close…”
Jeff felt himself reaching the breaking point at her words, “I know baby, I can smell you.”
“Really?”
“Yes. I want to lick every last inch of you until you come. And then I want to bury myself in you. Again and again until neither of us can move. Then I’d…” Jeff trailed off as Annie’s back arched from the chair, his words sending her over the edge. Watching Annie orgasm around her own fingers caused Jeff to follow her in quick succession, spilling his semen on his stomach.
“Wow.”
“Wow.” Annie echoed and turned sated eyes on boyfriend. “Jeff?”
“Hmmm?” He muttered sleepily.
“It’s after midnight.”
Jeff opened his eyes to peer at his nude girlfriend. When they started this it was roughly 4 pm. There was no way that lasted 8 hours.
“What?”
“It is after midnight.” Annie said more firmly.
“Actually I think it is fo…”
“Jeff it is after midnight,” She said in her assertive voice, and lifted her eyebrows urging him to understand what she was saying.
“Oooh.” He winked at her, “Well then I guess we should head to bed.”
“Actually I have something else in mind.” Annie launched herself from the chair and straddled his lap, causing him to let out a small ‘ugh’ at the impact. Her lips quickly found his, and Jeff quickly proved that he was almost god-like in his recovery.
When they finally made it to the bedroom it was definitely after midnight.
“See, I knew we could do it. Britta was right for once.” Annie said optimistically.
Jeff chuckled lightly before letting out a large yawn. He was exhausted, but the good kind of exhausted. As Jeff snuggled into her, Annie decided she would just have to deal with their spark fading when it happened. Until then she was fully prepared to delight herself in the wonderland that was Jeff’s body.
Giggling at her own thoughts, she caught Jeff’s attention, “What’s so funny?”
“I was just thinking about how your body is a wonderland.”
“Damn straight. Oh and remind me to write Britta a thank you note, that was the best advice she could have given you. I think it turned out brilliantly.”
Annie giggled and twisted in his arms, “Even though a police officer saw your… you know?”
“You fully participate in depraved acts with my… you know tonight but you still refuse to say it? You are crazy, but that’s what I love about you.”
Annie smiled into his chest. She was fairly certain he hadn’t realized he had uttered the dreaded L-word. He had actually called her his girlfriend earlier in the day too. It wasn’t exactly the way she had envisioned him professing his undying love for her, but it was progress and she’d take it.
“Alright, I’ll remind you. Goodnight Jeff.”
“Night.”
“I love you too.” She whispered and pressed a small kiss to his forehead before following him into sleep.
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AN: So that was my first real attempt writing something smutty. I hope it wasn’t too terrible. If it was I hope you enjoyed the other parts.