...seem tae have had a wee bit o' a transporter malfunction, Captain.

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Captain?

First off, Captain, did ye know that Mr. Spock, Lt. Uhura, and Ensign Chekov's portraits have appeared in the Hall o' th' Missin', Sir?

Donna, ye continue t' fascinate me, love.  When can I see ye again?

Always, this place is rife wi' th' comin' an' th' goin', aye?  I've noticed a few new faces 'round the Network.  As much as we're all trapped, I'd like tae welcome ye.  If ye ignore th' indecencies we're subjected tae ev'ry now an' again, it's really no' sae bad.

Fer those o' ye what're new, my name is Montgomery Scott. Me friends call me Scotty.  ' ( Read more... )

Donna, I had a wonderful time!  We should dae it again, aye?

So, lads (an' lassie, of course, Lieutenant), how are ye all enjoyin' her vacation?

Captain?

[ooc: 4th wall him to your heart's content, guys!]

Startin' taeday, the crew o' the U.S.S. Enterprise have five days to ourselves.  I dinnae remember havin' this much time tae meself in some time, an' as much as I'd like tae spend it tryin' tae find a reasonable substitute fer dilithium, which I still need by th' way, I think it'd be foolish tae pass up the oportunity tae jus' relax fer a bit ( Read more... )

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( Chief Engineer's Log // Viewable to Enterprise Crew and Kitty Pryde )

Have ye all gotten all th' buggery right an' out o' yer systems?  Honestly, ye'd think th' lot o' ye were animals wi' no control o'er yerselves.

Is everyone alright?

Anyway, as th' attempt of a certain project o' mine nears, I realize I require th' assistance of a magic user.   I know, it sounds odd, but much tae my own dissappointment, I think a ( Read more... )

( Chief Engineer's Log // Viewable to Enterprise Crew )

I've noticed this device is rather handy for mass transmissions, so I was wonderin' if any o' the citizens of the City had come across a dog within say the last seven months or so that looks quite a bit like this:


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