Emo sparkly vampires and their heroin.

[allira_dream]

IF YOU LIKE TWILIGHT, DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT READ THIS POST.

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[fujurpreux]

I've only read bits and pieces and I think it's the most chauvinistic text I've ever seen. And that includes Mexican Literature from the 19th Century. D:

[allira_dream]

I KNOW. S-sob.

[vonheston]

Have you read the first chapter of the new book from Edward's POV? He is seriously psychopathic. http://www.stepheniemeyer.com/pdf/midnightsun_chapter1.pdf It is actually awesome in a horrible way.

But ugh, horrible plot/relations aside, how did you make it all the way through with Meyer's WRITING? I had not been able to finish the first book. I own the second one, but I can't get through the final few chapters of the first. It is SO POORLY WRITTEN. Like a bad fanfic.

[allira_dream]

I jumped through huuuuuuge chunks of it every chapter? I just searched for keywords and if they were present, I knew that Bella was either whining or in her EdwardIsSoPerfect mindset so I continued like that.

That and I kept passing bits of it to a friend so that we could mock it.

[xnoriko_sakumax]

.... my brain. Hurts.

D:

BTW. I call first dibs on one of the first row of publications of your book once you publish. 8DDDDDbb

[allira_dream]

It. Does make that.

And. =DDDD

[faldrengirl]

Soy una masoquista... lo siento xD
Aun asi Ninita, no dejes de quererme ;0;

Le cuento a mi mamá que leí un libro que "...sí... me gustó :0" pero que a todo el mundo que conozco le parece un budín. Y lulz. A lo que mi mamá me responde: "Que horror, que han de pensar de ti... que tienes mal gusto literario u.ú"
Yo creo que tengo buen estómago literario y que soy una cria de foca... o una oveja :0

Y lo de "eres mi heroína" me parecio muy wtf.

[allira_dream]

Es que Jukis, no sé ni cómo explicarte lo que este libro le hace a mi estómago. Y al de Angie. Es que. Está al mismo nivel que las novelas rosas de Harlequin.

No sé, no recuerdo qué anime me dijiste una vez que la animación era pésima y el diseño horrible, y que yo te traté de decir que la historia era linda y funcional. Tú me dijiste algo como 'sí, pero esto es lo que yo estudio: ver lo que le están haciendo al diseño me duele'.

ES ESO.

[faldrengirl]

xD Creo que fue sobre las ovas de Haruwo?

Ay, es que la verdad que no me importa mucho que un libro no sea bueno mientras me entretenga un buen rato. Ya si el libro viene bueno, pues mejor.
Como las pelis. Busco entretenerme y pasar bien un rato.
Por ejemplo, El Alquimista de Coelho es un buen libro aunque no me entretuvo... y el final me di rabia.

[nekonekox]

Yo no considero a El Alquimista un libro bueno, pero sí entretenido.
Qué cosas.

[orenda33]

You know... I think it's in the third book that they actually spend a LOT of time comparing Edward and Bella to the characters in Wuthering Heights. Scary, huh? I guess it's one of Bella's favorite books, and she realizes that they are a lot alike.

I've read books 2 and 3 just to laugh at them, and plan to do the same with book 4. Yes, I'm masochistic that way.

[solesakuma]

I think Edward actually says 'It's not a love story, it's a hate story' and then changes his mind so much that he and Bella exchange copies as a proof of love.