lemmiwinks kicks ass.

tonight was interesting. i came home and tore apart my dryer. literally. i fucked that shit up and still couldnt figure out what was wrong with it, butwhateve. so i deided to drink and bbq instead so rarbart and i had calbasas and it was delicious then we went to blakes house andd i was obnxious and i met lots of peope i wont remember tomorroe and ( Read more... )

moving sucks. getting a keg for the move is probably the best idea i've had in a long time.

I just ordered a book from england. for some reason i find that really exciting. currency conversions, oversea travel, balls. the internet is magic ( Read more... )

Today was glorious. too drunk to write about it. but now im gonna go to bed with my friend melissa and we are going to have a magical time. :) yay!

So I'm at PDX right now, its 6am.. im bored. i have a 2 hour layover and its gonna suck balls. i think im gonna watch a movie, either Lame, or Waiting... dunno. I might save Lame for the flight to Burbank ( Read more... )

Tonight i found the holy grail. so the combination of 3 hours of sleep, minimal food, 5 mixed drinks (sufers on acid ( jager, malibu, and pinalpple juice), rum and coke, whatever else) 8 beers, 9 cigs, and a few vicodin make me superman. i could lift, do, and manuipliate anything. i was working this wedding and more than 4 girls eye fucked the shit ( Read more... )

today was obnxious. i think i might be fired from my job for being completely ludicris at our employee bbq and starting body butter fights and volleyball havok. then i went camping, kissed a girl i dont even know cause i hit her with a rock and she thoght i was dope so she wanted to get down or something and then i threw a christmas tree in the ( Read more... )

So i played indoor soccer tonight, and i havent played soccer since i was like 10. and i played after drinking a six pack. it was a glorious time cept for the fact that the beer was sloshing in my tummy and i was sweating alcohol. i like checking people into the boards and i got the prize for getting the most penalties. its so like me cause im ( Read more... )

i feel like destroying myself. not because im depressed or anything, but because i love pain. i jumped into a spikey bush off a car going 30mph tonight on a dirt road and now im all cut up and whatever but it feels delicious. god i cant wait to get my CR250. danger.