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My name is Alex.  On May 4th, 2006 you wrote an op-ed article for the Washington Post regarding comedian Stephen Colbert's appearance at the 2006 White House Correspondents' Association Dinner titled, "So Not Funny."  I have a few "not-so-important" questions and one "very-important" question for you that explains why this letter is being ( Read more... )

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My name is Alex and I have a very important challenge for you.  Before I get into the specifics, I'd like to congratulate you on a wonderfully successful (not to mention self-made) career.  Your amazing dedication and business sense are an inspiration to entrepreneurs everywhere.  All that being said, I must take issue with your recent ( Read more... )

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My name is Alex and I have a suggestion for a new swimwear product.  First of all, I would like to start by saying that I really enjoy your current products and have been a customer of yours for many years.  For preventing me from being constantly nude, I thank you and my community thanks you.


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My name is Alex and I have some serious questions about abstinence.  I was browsing through your Pure Love Club website and a couple of things seemed to stick in my mind.  I would like to begin by stating that in no way do I condone any sort of promiscuous or casual sex.  Well, maybe by YOUR definition, I do.  Regardless, I am DYING to have ( Read more... )

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