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My name is Alex and I live in Tucson, Arizona.  Are you or is someone you know in a local band?  If so, I am pleased to announce that I am officially offering my services to the Tucson music community!  I am interested in professionally criticizing your band.  I have been a semi-regular freelance faultfinder in the Tucson music scene for ( Read more... )

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Those are just a few quick examples, but I’m sure you get the idea.  I hope you can see the positive impact this proposal will have on Burma-Shave sales, as I intend to purchase gravesites as close to the street as possible.  I do hope we can work this out as the next letter I write will be to whoever came up with those billboards that blow smoke ( Read more... )

Hello,

My name is Alex and I live in Tucson, Arizona.  First of all, I would like to congratulate you on a fantastic career of explosive journalism.


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Hello,

My name is Alex and I live in Tucson, Arizona.  I would like to ask for your assistance in promoting a very serious issue, but first I would like to commend your organization for all your efforts in waste reduction, recycling and the general beautification of America.  You guys make the universe a much nicer place to call home!


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Hola,

My name is Alex and I live in Tucson, Arizona.  I have recently become aware of your campaign to have the word "hello" stricken from common English usage and replaced with "heaveno."


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