A letter I posted on Craigslist

[alexitalics]

 Hello,

My name is Alex and I live in Tucson, Arizona.  Are you or is someone you know in a local band?  If so, I am pleased to announce that I am officially offering my services to the Tucson music community!  I am interested in professionally criticizing your band.  I have been a semi-regular freelance faultfinder in the Tucson music scene for

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[praha]

i wanted to nominate this for best of but i couldn't find it :(

[alexitalics]

Yeah, so while I was trying to find a link for you I figured out what the problem is. My Craigslist post got deleted! Fascist bastards. You know, I've got a mind to write them a strongly worded letter...

[mollymoxie]

That J.J. Avila is awesome. If someone finds out how to nominate this for "Best of Craigslist" let me know!