Things Guaranteed to Piss Me Off
1. Text Messages with Ulterior Motives.
If you're texting me for a lift, ask for a fucking lift. Don't dress it up with, "Hey, how are you, what've you been up to today, how's work?" It just makes me feel worse about saying, "Fuck off, no!"
2. Smelly BonfiresThe dickwad who lives nextdoor waited until we were all
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