Logging in and updating so that my account appears active.  This has become the official archive of like 6 years of my life and if my account gets  shut down I will be very bummed.

I am living in portland, farting in my friend's chair and sleeping on the couch.  Does anyone still check livejournal?

I'm really disappointed in you.

It's a beautiful, bouncing, baby....blog?

There really isn't anything special there, it's just an old entry you guys have most likely already seen if you've been following me here for a year or so.  I fixed my header up real spiffy and edited my about page a little bit.  It's coming together, now the only thing left to do is remember why I started ( Read more... )

I started a wordpress yesterday.  I'm still working on my pages and getting things to a point to where I'm ready to actually start writing in it.  I'll still keep the personal life stuff here, but I'll probably link to it on the occasion that I write something fit for the public.  There are times when I write things in here I wish I could keep ( Read more... )

Me:
Dude this guy
goddamn dude, if you could see this guy right here
he is standing here asking me a question
and he has his fingers in his mouth while he's talking to me
Luke:
jesus fuck dudeMe:
This is a university library
what the hell?
I can't help but laugh in his  face
He's too retarded
Luke:
hahahahaMe:
I think there's something in the air here
Luke:
yeah ( Read more... )

I just saw Forgetting Sarah Marshall.  I expected to hate it, and ended up liking it.  I'm really gay for romantic comedies, and this one for some reason this one hit close to home in a way that made me hate my life less.  It put me in a weird mood, but it's good.  On the drive home I listened to a combination of Radiohead and some songs I wrote in ( Read more... )

Instructions: Put your music player of choice on shuffle. Write down the first line of the first twenty songs (with lyrics) that come up, in order. The 21st line is the title.

And Now the Excited Southerner Orders a Meal at His Favorite Diner

I am an opera singer.
Never no more, never no more.
Putting all the vegetables away.
I ignite the microphone to ( Read more... )

Today was weird.  This was my strangest moment.  I was sitting inside eating lunch when I hear a bunch of commotion outside my window. So I went to see what it was.  There was a crane and a crew of construction workers trying to disassemble the streetlight outside of my house so that they could fit this house through and down the street.


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But in the meantime, if you have a Twitter account, what is it?  Orrrrrrrr you could just add me

Eugene Weekly Cover Story

Real! Live! Nude! ... Students?
Women dance their way through school
By Camilla Mortensen

"Ziona dances at Phil’s Clubhouse in Springfield and The Nile in Eugene. Call her an exotic dancer, call her an erotic dancer, call her a stripper. Ziona, like ( Read more... )