A fine conversation

[alex_f_word]

Me:
Dude this guy
goddamn dude, if you could see this guy right here
he is standing here asking me a question
and he has his fingers in his mouth while he's talking to me
Luke:
jesus fuck dudeMe:
This is a university library
what the hell?
I can't help but laugh in his  face
He's too retarded
Luke:
hahahahaMe:
I think there's something in the air here
Luke:
yeah, air makes sense, accounts for the prevalenceMe:
psychotropic mold growing in the vents
everyone comes in here all "wavy gravy"
tripping balls with their fingers in their mouths
thinking about the "fungus among us"
You know? There was an old lady who came in here a couple weeks ago who wanted me to sing The Yardbirds with her
Luke:
I think you're on to something