Phone rings.

Me:  Holy hell, it's the man himself...huh?!

FX:  Indistinguishable wall of sound

Me:  Hello?!  Dave, are you there?!  Hello?!  HELLO!?

FX:  Indistinguishable wall of sound

Me:  It sounds like you're in a warzone.  HELLO?!  I think there's a problem with the line.  THE LINE!

FX:  Indistinguishable wall of sound

Me:  HELLO!?

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Finally, a form in which I can dip back into the glory of my adolescence...the March release of Final Fantasy Crisis Core on PSP happens for both US and EUR/AUS territories.  Being a FFVII prequel, it's exciting to see Square Enix stretch the PSP hardware to the limit with full dialogue and amazing visuals.  Not to mention, an overhauled real-time ( Read more... )

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I watched the ichor slime its way in.  Turgid, repulsive, invasive.  It dipped its virus-choked maw across the virgin flesh I had kept so clean till now.  And I pondered..."It can't all end like this...can it?"

While the possibility of the prior paragraph leading to some perverse STD-slash fiction remains, I'm merely obfuscating along the path ( Read more... )

A grin bloomed.  "Contact."

"Windows Updates are ready to be installed.  Click here to initiate."

Yes, the glorious post-modern necessity we know as the Internet has arrived.  And my celebration to this reignition of communication?

http://www.abc.net.au/rn/latenightlive/ - A webstream of my nonchalant hero Philip Adams interviewing rogue scientist ( Read more... )

 http://www.gamesetwatch.com/column_robotochan/

Universe, I ask you one question...

...did this guy set out to be my hero, or did this all happen by chance?!


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Extract from conversation had with Nicholas 'Muppet' Connolly - Recruit - 25th Platoon, Charlie Company:

So, you got some gun-time yet?

Fuck yeah.  And I mean some serious gun-time.  Colt pistol and fuckin' Steyr.  The Steyr is the shit.

Right.  So, you just went shooting or something?

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