"So if you were, say, 5'11" blonde and blue eyed, could walk in heels with elegance and had a personality that tended towards the "vivacious, get along with anyone" do you think you would be a model ( Read more... )

Someone on a forum made a said that that Y2K didn't cause the end of society. I took this as a challenge and (drunkenly) constructed this. Am very proud of this one ( Read more... )

Righto so you want to start a fight in a bar and you pick the two old fat guys in the corner ( Read more... )

I prefer the US version of the office.

Mostly because the UK version is too close to reality for me.

Is the US version stunningly painful to watch for US people?

Assume that for one to believe in the anti-christ and the rapture and so on one is presumably of fundamentalist leanings ( Read more... )

I was in a microsoft training thingy where a bunch of the cool gys from MS US came out to teach us wee bumpkins a thing or two. All in all it was great and I did actually learn some stuff (actually I got a bit scared as the cream of australian database people were in the room and these guys made us look pretty damn lame, mind you it was on their ( Read more... )

hahah 2 updates in a day, like some kind of record ( Read more... )

So our windows guy (you only need one because they don't achieve shit anyway) goes off to climb everest and to get his life sorted out after his divorce ( Read more... )

if frobisher can play catch up so can I dammit ( Read more... )

When I was younger I remember noticing that a lot of albums had their best track in position 6 or 7 and their best B side type track had their best track at the end somewhere ( Read more... )