hilarity
Righto so you want to start a fight in a bar and you pick the two old fat guys in the corner.
When one of them says "can we do this monkey style where the winner fucks the loser to prove masculine domination"
You really ought to just walk away at that point.
Especially when the doorman comes over and give one of the two old fat guys a condom and says "safe sex is so much prettier"
Lord I giggled.
I guess when the guy you want to fight giggles you probably also want to walk away.
Much respect to the doorman though, I think his actions prevented any actual fighting having to take place.
When one of them says "can we do this monkey style where the winner fucks the loser to prove masculine domination"
You really ought to just walk away at that point.
Especially when the doorman comes over and give one of the two old fat guys a condom and says "safe sex is so much prettier"
Lord I giggled.
I guess when the guy you want to fight giggles you probably also want to walk away.
Much respect to the doorman though, I think his actions prevented any actual fighting having to take place.