SaintxSomeone: dude i sliced open my thumb with a pie plate
SaintxSomeone: it bled like a woman on her period
K3NickWheeler: Ok, ew!
K3NickWheeler: Thanks for the visual
SaintxSomeone: but there was no lining of the uterus coming out of my thumb
K3NickWheeler: Speaking of periods...I started mine on 6-6-06 and I'm STILL bleeding!
SaintxSomeone: just ( Read more... )

::le sigh::

There was rain, hail, and coldness.  And then, there was the following:


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"Eyelash Wishes"

Spin around
Tell me what to say
Break down
And no other way
What is it
Is this it
This is it

Back to
I never knew your name
Stick through
Soon after the rain
She shines
How she shines
This is it

And shadows blend one last time (save those kisses)
Your picture speaks on this time (eyelash wishes)

Cause I been up 3 days
Awake awake
2 more weeks
And I’m ( Read more... )

::take a deep breath:: One more day. Just one more day.

Today sucked but now I'm a happy camper...


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Hey fembot(s)...Pillsbury Doughgirl here ( Read more... )

The Secret Language of Sleep:
A Couple's Guide to the Thirty-Nine Positions


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OMG...I can't believe how much of an update I need to make on this bloody journal.  I've been so caught up with GreatestJournal (and I'm still convinced EVERYONE needs to move over to GreatestJournal.com) and the MySpace bullshit that's been going.  I've got 53 friends via MySpace...most of which are bands that are well known and some of you ( Read more... )

My Dear Journal, Family, Friends...and Everyone here, NOT sitting on a cushion--------sorry, couldn't resist, mate ( Read more... )

Wow...I was searching through all of my old LJ entries. I was really ridiculous in my early high school years...and bored. Slightly depressed and completely emo!

I found this one entry where I wrote out an "Boy Friend" application. Apparently one of my guy friends wrote one out for girls to fill out and I copied and changed it around a bit. It made ( Read more... )