Tonight was my Dad's retirement dinner. Oh lord, it was amazing. My Dad ruled the night. He had the best speech about him, and he gave the best acceptance speech, too. I'm really proud of him, for working the streets of Toronto for thirty three years in one of the toughest regions of Toronto. And my Mom dressed up, too. She never dresses up at all ( Read more... )

Al Gore told me to tell you all to watch an Inconvinient Truth. So, watcj it.

It's not bad. It just makes you realize how much people suck and how screwed we are going to be.

I worked 12 pm to 11 pm today. Not that bad if it was hosting, but their bussers were short staffed so, yes, Alex Davey bussed the ENTIRE extension of the Old Spaghetti Factory for a solid 6 hours without a break. My tailbone hurts like whoooooaaaaaaa and I worked so super hard. I made like $80 in tips, tough. Too bad I'm quitting tomorrow ( Read more... )

Pooing in public is just wrong and reaks of hillbilly ( Read more... )

If I have a daughter, I will name her Cobra Igora.
Anyone who has a problem with this is just jealous they didn't think of it first.
It's music to my ears. I can't stop thinking about it.

Romas Tide if I have a son. Hmmm...

I saw Snakes on a Plane last night. What it lacked in plot made up for with stupid plot. I laughed out loud 85% of the movie.... Seeing Samuel L. Jackson hobble around and kill snakes was well worth admission. It was definitely entertaining and the snakes couldn't be more aggressive. HOLT SHIT IT WENT FOR HER EYEBALL ( Read more... )

My last day at reds is Thursday August 17th. I was feeling some regret last night, probably because it isn't that bad of a job. It's just boring and unfulfilling. They hired a British Japanese girl named Ginger Busch. She doesn't get my humour at all. I have to explain every joke because after I say something sarcastic or whatever she'll just stare ( Read more... )

Sooo my dream last night, or, 20 minutes ago ( Read more... )

I am probably the biggest abortion supporter out there. There are some parents that I see that I wish had taken birth control earlier. Stupid parents. Stupid people. Slow and dim witted. Clueless and unprepared. I don't want kids because I don't want to be one of those mothers in the grocery store pushing the cart SO SLOWLY while her kids climb all ( Read more... )

Today tourists came into The Old Spaghetti Factory, like always, and they were super Americans. They were marvelled at Crispy Crunch, Kit Kat chunky, smarties in a box. Reese's pieces in a box, etc. Reminded me of how much fun I have in the States just looking at foreign candy ( Read more... )