i just tried to run around the park and got winded after, like, 10 feet.

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"Pick eleven (famous) people that you could conceivably 'do' right now, and post sexy pictures of them under a cut. No invented people, no dead people, no 'were attractive in their prime but not now' people. If they're on your list and you meet them tomorrow, you can do whatever dirty deeds you want with them."

( mhm. )

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um, i quit lj but it's almost my birthday and i want people to buy me things.

http://amazon.com/gp/registry/3HSJ2PANML2ND

ALSO, MY BIRTHDAY IS IN A FEW SHORT MONTHS SO START SAVING AND BROWSING MY WISHLIST.

http://amazon.com/gp/registry/3HSJ2PANML2ND

what the fuck, seriously. why am i seemingly doomed to ruin every wonderful and amazing friendship that comes my way? it's because i'm a scheaming, scandalous, emotionless stonewall bitch, apparantly. so, i don't know what the hell i'm trying to get at here and i've no clue why i'm taking it to livejournal except that the person i'd love to reach ( Read more... )

new screen name. cakes and vinyl. add it.

Alright guys, if you live in Bakersfield and want to help out some homless people this winter as well as some animals please please listen up. Each winter PETA (www.peta.org) does a campaign for it's anti-fur branch (www.furisdead.com) called the Fur Giveaway. They collect used furcoats from people who've realized how disgusting/cruel they are and ( Read more... )

oh, ethel, where's your face?


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