Fangirls' Guide 2008-9: Part 1

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The first group in the 2008 Fangirls' Guide to Serie A:

Atalanta
Bologna
Cagliari
Catania

If you don’t know how it works, have any queries or suggestions for twos on the attractiveness scale (I might be bribed persuaded if you give me pictures. Oh yes.) you can find all the details right here. Also, if you spot any errors, please let me know

Comments

YAY! It's here!

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+God help me, but I find Tiberio more than a little handsome. Look at his eyes! And his vaguely Commie ... Oh. Never mind, that explains it.

+Re Floccari -- VERY impressed! I have (slight) hope that some princesses might slip through with single appearance points. *grin*

+Bobo looks so fierce! (No trying here, I'm just glad you gave him a one.)

+Amoruso is SO not a two. Look at his tiny little mouth!

+Who is this Simone Aresti, and why have you never told us about him before?!

+OMG HOW IS BIONDINI A ZERO!?!? He is roughly 597833x better looking than this one. *huffs*

+I will find you a picture to make Polito a two. Oh yes, I will. [ETA: Surely he should get an extra point for his ability to rise above a silly swim cap and dodgy tattoos?]

+Aw, Davide Baiocco. Bless that poor, poor man.

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You do? Somehow, that doesn't surprise me at all. *grin*

Well, I kind of figured if I make a fuss about withholding a two for one of them, I might be able to slip the rest through the net.

Those goalies are insanely adorable. The really scary thing, though, is that Marchetti is by far the most experienced, and he let in four on Sunday... [They promoted about five from their primavera. I think their average age is something ridiculous like 23.2.]

I COULDN'T GIVE RAGATZU A ZERO, THAT WOULD BE CHILD ABUSE!

Polito? Yeah, good luck with that one. *snorts*

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RIGHT. SO IF HE DESERVES A ONE, BIONDINI DOES, TOO! (Really, on that scale he should be a four, but I'm trying to be reasonable. *huffs again*)

My last Polito attempts. (I'm actually glad you foolishly slighted him, because I've found loads of new pictures in my indignant search! *grin*)

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Oh, for heaven's sake, OK then. [Plus, you know, every additional Sardine!point helps, right?]

Ooh. You might be onto something there.

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Oi, it doesn't work like that, cheeky! You give me proof of the two-status, and I might consider it, but nagging gets you nowhere. *grin*

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...you might have a point, there. *nods slowly*

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Francesco Antonionionionioli
LOLOLOLOLOLOL XD

Consigli is so 2 worthy...as I shall supply the evidence here *winks*

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Ahahaha BB, I am totally beside you on this one. Consigli is DEFINITELY a 2 and Cigarini is right up there too. [ZOMG. I miss your azzurrini screen caps of awesome so bad :( ]

Ruby: I have to say I agree with hameow about this one *G*
*pokes you gently and tempts you further by sending a more princess-y like hair picture*

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hee. thanks for backing me XD
[I'm so hope i can get the boys vid this Friday. imna cap it like woah cuz i missed my boys so much :....| ]

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No, that's fine - all I needed was someone to request Consigli's upgrade, and I was on it. *swipes picture, TVM*

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1. *Blinks* Why is Atalanta's kit functionally identical to Inter's??
2. Thomas Manfredini's hair terrifies me.
3. I've got to admit it: I love reading the comments you give the poor old noughties. I just love it. XD
4. Sergio Flcocari: "Are you impressed at my restraint? You should be." I am VERY impressed by your restraint - I would give him a minus score on the basis of that picture. I hope you don't mean that you wanted to give him a two...
5. Francesco Antonionionionioli - XD!! These spams would be nothing without your, erm, extremely irreverent comments

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I love your fanguide! But...

I think Ferdinando Coppola(Atalanta) and Michele Paolucci(Catania) deserved 2 points in Appearance.

Coppola

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1. I think there are probably only about ten different kit designs in the WHOLE WIDE WORLD!
3. Um, I think he's a two. I don't know why, I really can't explain it; he's slimy and greasy and pikey, but my God he makes my heart race.
5. *grins* I try.
6. *scratches chin* I'm not sure he has, to be honest - there's room for at least three more chains, and maybe something on his head? :)
7. THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT! I LOVE YOU.
8. He was the one who let in four against Lazio. He is the most experienced. I am very scared. I want Marcostorari back.
10. I DID NO SUCH THING. He was in Beijing when the official squad pics were taken, he had last year's up for a goodly while, but they just managed to get round to having a new one done.
12. He's very young, isn't he? And has only ever worked in Serie C. Inexperienced is the Sardine watchword this season, I think.
13. Bollocks. I missed that out, I suck at typing. *fixes*

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...Give Consigli a 2...

Ahahaha I just said the same thing up above.

...but then you are awesome like that bb, because you love Fabi, and Franck too ♥♥

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I have done, I was waiting for just one push to do it... ;)

He is delicious. They have so many tiny, pretty babies, I don't know where to avert my gaze from first!

[Alas, they are not official. :(]