Fangirls' Guide 2008-9: Part 1

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The first group in the 2008 Fangirls' Guide to Serie A:

Atalanta
Bologna
Cagliari
Catania

If you don’t know how it works, have any queries or suggestions for twos on the attractiveness scale (I might be bribed persuaded if you give me pictures. Oh yes.) you can find all the details right here. Also, if you spot any errors, please let me know

Comments

YAY! It's here!

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+God help me, but I find Tiberio more than a little handsome. Look at his eyes! And his vaguely Commie ... Oh. Never mind, that explains it.

+Re Floccari -- VERY impressed! I have (slight) hope that some princesses might slip through with single appearance points. *grin*

+Bobo looks so fierce! (No trying here, I'm just glad you gave him a one.)

+Amoruso is SO not a two. Look at his tiny little mouth!

+Who is this Simone Aresti, and why have you never told us about him before?!

+OMG HOW IS BIONDINI A ZERO!?!? He is roughly 597833x better looking than this one. *huffs*

+I will find you a picture to make Polito a two. Oh yes, I will. [ETA: Surely he should get an extra point for his ability to rise above a silly swim cap and dodgy tattoos?]

+Aw, Davide Baiocco. Bless that poor, poor man.

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You do? Somehow, that doesn't surprise me at all. *grin*

Well, I kind of figured if I make a fuss about withholding a two for one of them, I might be able to slip the rest through the net.

Those goalies are insanely adorable. The really scary thing, though, is that Marchetti is by far the most experienced, and he let in four on Sunday... [They promoted about five from their primavera. I think their average age is something ridiculous like 23.2.]

I COULDN'T GIVE RAGATZU A ZERO, THAT WOULD BE CHILD ABUSE!

Polito? Yeah, good luck with that one. *snorts*

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RIGHT. SO IF HE DESERVES A ONE, BIONDINI DOES, TOO! (Really, on that scale he should be a four, but I'm trying to be reasonable. *huffs again*)

My last Polito attempts. (I'm actually glad you foolishly slighted him, because I've found loads of new pictures in my indignant search! *grin*)

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Oh, for heaven's sake, OK then. [Plus, you know, every additional Sardine!point helps, right?]

Ooh. You might be onto something there.

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*is pleased* Thank you!

Whoa. Really? I never expected it to work! (I will obviously not be showing you any more, out of fear of breaking the tentative spell.)

Re: YAY! It's here!

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+I will find you a picture to make Polito a two. O.O I'm not sure that was the picture to do it.

Re: YAY! It's here!

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I was cleverly including slouchy, miserable Morimoto in the background to make Polito look even fitter! It didn't work? Crap. *goes to find another picture, aware that it's totally futile b/c he's not a princess in the least*