That sounds silly. The fact of the matter is, all is silly ( Read more... )

So I didn't die. I was just reincarnated as a COUGAR that was subsequently shot by POACHERS. I then awoke from my coma ( Read more... )

I have had an interesting week, and because I assume you haven't, such as the pompous jerk I am, I shall share it with you, at least the juicy parts that I wouldn't share with anyone else. No, only the internet shall see it ( Read more... )

I bought my ticket.. a while ago ( Read more... )

One can never tell if I'm not updating because I don't feel like it, or because I am simply not here to update. I hope that answers it. RETURN bitches ( Read more... )

Ah, so I'm going to japan for 3 months on april 15th ( Read more... )

This morning, I drank pog ( Read more... )

idea ( Read more... )

no it was not euphoria... but I feel a lot better ( Read more... )

These sunny days are making me depressed in the strangest way. I have an overwhelming urge to run up to bicyclists and shove them off their bikes, screaming all the while. But no, I love my comrade the bicyclist. The problem is that I don't have a bicycle. And it is fucking beautiful cycling weather ( Read more... )