[Video clicks on to Claudia holding a bow. She's holding it away from he body, uncertain what to do with it. She tries to sound confident, but it isn't exactly working.]

So I'm gonna try this whole archery thing. Why not? I probably won't shoot my eye out.

[She pauses, hesitating over that thought.]Yeah, everyone around the lake, keep eye out for ( Read more... )

Video clicks on to Claudia holding her furby.

So we all that these [She wiggles her furby back and forth. It's eyes open and look blankly out at the viewer.] are amazingly annoying.

If only one wants to get ride of theirs, I'll totally take it off your hands.

[Video clicks on to a cheerful, if not minorly sarcastic Claudia]

Happy Thanksgiving everyone! Well for everyone that actually celebrates it, [She pauses] and knows what I'm talking about. Anyway normally I'd be gorging myself on pumpkin pie, and watching It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown, but recent events have kinda killed that hankering ( Read more... )

[A frazzled Claudia appears in the video]

Hey Ezra?

Remember how I said I'd tell you if the pumpkins grew legs? They're not, but, uh, they're doing something.

[As far as she's concerned the voices have fallen into a dull roar in the back of her mind. All of the whispering, threats, and requests blur together into white noise. All of them except for one particular voice. That voice stood out from everyone's. There's no hiding from it so Claudia makes her way back to the source. The voice and the pumpkin ( Read more... )

[Video clicks on to a pumpkin that looks far to similar to Claudia for her liking. It pauses there for a moment, making sure everyone sees it, before panning over to an annoyed human Claudia.]

So, I'm guessing no body here did this. These better not be some kind of edible voodoo doll.

[She thinks about that for a second.]Nobody use my pumpkin ( Read more... )

[Video clicks on to a displeased Claudia]Somebody here is a really lame ninja. If you're going to sneak into my room you shouldn't leave your stuff behind ( Read more... )

[Video clicks on to a young, slightly panicky women ( Read more... )

Hi!

This is a place to tell me if I'm failing epically, being awesome, or doing something in the middle. Please just keep the criticism constructive, and not the crying in the corner kind. Thanks!