I'm currently in the middle of nowhere with Gina. Where? That's a secret. Suffice it to say that it's nice and quiet and we make great motherfucking hippies. I needed this ( Read more... )

What amazes me, is that you seem to operate under this constant fear that I'm going to get mad at you, yet you continually and wantonly cross every fucking possible line you can. But I'm not mad at you. The truth is, Joey, I just don't trust you. You haven't proven to me, at all, in the past year, that I can trust you. You lied to me for who knows ( Read more... )

Let's ignore the narcissism of referencing my own film catalogue for a moment. In Lanes, there's a great line delivered by William Hurt while he's talking to Sam Jackson. "You're addicted to chaos." And lately I've been wondering why no one has said that to me. Because I am. I have this inability to allow things to be steady and even. When I'm ( Read more... )

I'm getting into that frame of mind wherein I literally have to fucking force myself to update. It's not that I forget this is here. After a year and a half, that kind of excuse kind of wears a tad too thin. I think the only real excuse is that I'm a lazy bastard. Makes sense when you think of how long it can take me to return comments, don't you ( Read more... )

Belated Oscar post.

So maybe I went a little overboard with the fake tanning shit. I'm stating here and now that it was Jen's idea. She told me that it would make me look healthy. Looking at pictures from Sunday night, I now realize that it made me look like a fucking Ken doll ( Read more... )

I'm a newlywed with a newborn baby ( Read more... )

I have a yellow post-it note stuck to my monitor with the points I need to touch on in this update scribbled on it. If I hadn't done that, I would probably forget something. Fucking sad, isn't it? Only thirty and already losing my memory.

Politics - All we can do at this point is hope that the conflict is resolved quickly and with as few deaths as ( Read more... )

Well. I was right about one thing. This weekend was definitely...Interesting. Shit.

More later. Probably.

Taking off to NY in the early hours of tomorrow morning to join the mass gathering at the Blur concert on Sunday. I've taken the liberty of planning a party at Matt's apartment tomorrow night. So if you're in Manhattan, drop by. It'll probably be insane, but hey. Isn't that what makes a great party ( Read more... )

If people don't give a shit about what celebrities think of world politics, maybe they should stop fucking asking us ( Read more... )