The Big Read reckons that the average adult has only read 6 of the top 100 books they've printed.

1) Look at the list and bold those you have read.
2) Italicize those you intend to read.
3) Underline the books you LOVE.
4) Strike out the books you have no intention of ever reading, or were forced to read and hated.

( List under here )

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This actually...looks kinda cute. Then again, I love most children's movies so I dunno.

me: Did you know all those stupid jump rope songs when you were a kid
Meg: YES
me: http://www.gameskidsplay.net Okay okay, finish this sentence then...Mailman mailman do your duty, here comes----Meg:A LADY WITH AN AFRICAN BOOTY! Did you ever do "D-I-S-C-O THAT'S THE WAY MY DISCO GOES ( Read more... )

Heath Ledger died.
I was so looking forward to the new Batman too.
:(

Update, I decided to give it to my sister, who will need it for her dog farm, but will probably spend it all on blue pepsi and cup o' noodles, which she is still giving me grief for "disrupting" when I used to watch her tv like, three years ago ( Read more... )

All right, here’s the deal. I have no children and no real loved ones, boyfriend and sister aside. I just got a 25,000 dollar life insurance policy from work. Not as much money as you’d think, but it’s impressive for doing nothing but outliving me. I decided today to give it to whoever knows and loves me best. So I propose a contest ( Read more... )

This is about the time every day when I have this urge to get up and run around the office, and I have to make excuses to walk the long hallway between here and the kitchen or I start getting wiggy ( Read more... )

Cupid drew
fixed his bow
shot the fateful dart
I bared my chest to right his aim
took venom straight to heart
Thinking I too good for pain
could withstand the dream
But I felt fast the potency to learn how weak I am
Heaven fell
hell emerged
as the bad boy smiled
bade darkness' minion stand in place
for my lover child
blood arose to fill my mouth
knew soon that I ( Read more... )

So, how is everyone?

I'm doing pretty well.

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I DECLARE AN MSPAINT WAR!

Just draw anything in MSpaint, quickly as you want, and comment. I'll reply with something in pictorial form.

photos from the Bodies Exhibit, at my sister's insistence. I can't sleep anyway.  Not safe for work, obviously. It's skinned people.
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